Gesundheit ?

TheMonotonePuppet

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So, for sneezes, you often say “Bless you”, and for gas of the inappropriate sort for both ends, you say “Excuse you.”

But what do you say for coughs?

Do just bull ahead and say “Bless you”? Or do you awkwardly ask whether they are ok? Or do you rudely say “Excuse you” for the coughing?

For non-English speakers, or those who were simply brought up differently, what variations for sneezes, coughs, and the smelly gasses do you use?

For me, I’ll say “Bless you” to my grandparents, but due to taking a couple Spanish classes a long while back, me and my family say “Salud” even though we probably don’t remember much else because we tried doing an immersion experiment where we only spoke Spanish to each other. We’ll also just use “Gesundheit.” Not sure how that one entered our lexicon.
For coughs, they are always so awkward. Normally I will ask whether they are ok, but rarely is that short and pithy.
For gas, I’ll let @Woolen_Bat_Monkey be the crass one to talk about that.
 

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So, for sneezes, you often say “Bless you”, and for gas of the inappropriate sort for both ends, you say “Excuse you.”

But what do you say for coughs?

Do just bull ahead and say “Bless you”? Or do you awkwardly ask whether they are ok? Or do you rudely say “Excuse you” for the coughing?

For non-English speakers, or those who were simply brought up differently, what variations for sneezes, coughs, and the smelly gasses do you use?

For me, I’ll say “Bless you” to my grandparents, but due to taking a couple Spanish classes a long while back, me and my family say “Salud” even though we probably don’t remember much else because we tried doing an immersion experiment where we only spoke Spanish to each other. We’ll also just use “Gesundheit.” Not sure how that one entered our lexicon.
For coughs, they are always so awkward. Normally I will ask whether they are ok, but rarely is that short and pithy.
For gas, I’ll let @Woolen_Bat_Monkey be the crass one to talk about that.
I get a lot of “Are you okay?”s. Although typically when coughing I will say sorry afterwards depending on circumstance.
 

TheMonotonePuppet

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I get a lot of “Are you okay?”s. Although typically when coughing I will say sorry afterwards depending on circumstance.
Same.
"Stop breathing your fire wrong."
@Prince_Azmiran_Myrian Hah!
I have never heard anyone say anything after someone coughs unless it sounded like they were dying. It is simply ignored
Wow. Really? Wow, wow, wowza!
When I was younger and had bad asthma my stepdad would say “just die and get it over with” for coughs.
Oof... he should just die and get it (*in Lemony Snicket voice: "it" in this case meaning the most unbearable nuisance towards the esteemed @RepresentingEnvy ) over with.
I stare at them with a silent accusation as for why they are within a mile of my great self yet dare to spread their disgusting microbes in the same air
:blob_okay::blobrofl:
 

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If I don't know them I simply walk away usually, if it's of the smelly sort of you know what I mean. They get the message. If I do know the person I just say something along the lines of, "Did you just fart?" Then just move on with life.??
 

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@RepresentingEnvy ‘s stepdad? :sweating_profusely: What are you doing here?!:blob_shock:
 

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I thought we talking about the Artist :sweating_profusely:
 

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Peeps in my locality would say (translated) "thousand lives" or just ignore it when you sneeze.
 
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