Frivolous buys

[HelloHound]

So you suddenly get 5k BUT you're obligated to spend as much of it on stereotypical stupid things
I've got a list below but if you have another suggestion that I find just as stupid as the above

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Imma spend it on the girl I like.

I'm a simp. ?

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Art!

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

A dragon!!! Like @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian himself!!!

 

[T.K._Paradox]

The furniture is probably the only thing I can see myself really investing in., if this includes art pieces and such even more so.

 

[SRB]

Several plane tickets with a 3-hour gap between each flight. Imma get them stamps.

 

[melchi]

No life sized Miku option?

 

[zerogero]

five thousand instant Ramen packs

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

I'd spend it on the hot tub-
A nice way to ease my aches after a hard day's work~

If I actually had a choice, I'd spend it all on my bed-
making it the most comfiest and floofy-est place imaginable~

 

[HelloHound]

A dragon!!! Like @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian himself!!!

that counts under pet lizard

No life sized Miku option?

added but you can also press the simping button suggested by @Hans.Trondheim

 

[CharlesEBrown]

5K? OK give me half an hour at a local game store and I'll have to add another $50 or so to cover the tax... (thanks to inflation probably couldn't get half the things listed... make it $50K and then ... I'd get about 1/3 of the listed items... and spend 5K at the game store).

 

[QuercusMalus]

A dragon!!! Like @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian himself!!!

So... is that simping or a pet lizard?

For myself, hot tub. Mainly because I live in the great white north and can have snow 5 months of the year, and it's great fun to sit in an outdoor hottub well being snowed on.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Definitely the art. There's no room in my home for the rest of that stuff, and air travel is not worth the risk these days.

 

[SRB]

Hire a group of clowns to go after people who annoy you.

 

[georgelee5786]

4 wheelers, I like ENGINE

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Vampy themed plushies.

 

[Kureous]

A pet rock

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

Watches

 

[BearlyAlive]

Wow, I'm (currently) the only one who would spend their money on video games. Collecting games (physicals) is a hobby of mine, so the 5k are more of an investment than a waste. Rare physicals sadly don't get cheaper as time goes on...

 

[Sola-sama]

5k of $1 things because when someone criticize my purchases, I can tell them "My plans are beyond your understanding."