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What will happen if Gordon from the end of HL 1 spawned on top of the A-City association's building behind Child Emperor? What will he do?

This should bring you fellow scientists to come along. Cuz i have not seen one of those scientists yet.
 
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Oh. Also, Shephard is somewhere near the building too. I forgot to mention that Child Emperor sitting on the roof is normal cuz Gordon is in Invasion arc.
Not that kind, you dum dum.
Then what kind?
 

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Then what kind?
Gordon is a very menacing person in his own right, if you think about it.

Imagine, you are a child genius with a bunch of high-tech toys and an unshaven man in a HIV suit appears in front of you with a crowbar in his hands and an arsenal for 20 people behind his back.

Just standing there. Menacingly.
 

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This great witch only does full-life
Great, which leaves you with half-death experience of life.
Gordon is a very menacing person in his own right, if you think about it.

Imagine, you are a child genius with a bunch of high-tech toys and an unshaven man in a HIV suit appears in front of you with a crowbar in his hands and an arsenal for 20 people behind his back.

Just standing there. Menacingly.
Oh, about the arsenal, he only holds a crowbar on his right hand and wields the blue gravity gun. Yes, just those two, nothing more.
 

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Gordon is a very menacing person in his own right, if you think about it.

Imagine, you are a child genius with a bunch of high-tech toys and an unshaven man in a HIV suit appears in front of you with a crowbar in his hands and an arsenal for 20 people behind his back.

Just standing there. Menacingly.

*HEV suit. Hazardous EnVironment suit.

I'm getting the urge of replaying Black Mesa. Also, patiently biding my time when I get my own VR rig so I can finish Half-Life: Alyx.
(I'm aware there's a non-VR mod for the game, but I don't want to play solely for the story; I want the curated experience too.)

True story, Gordon Freeman was my first childhood hero. Not Superman, not Batman, not Luke Skywalker, or the like; it was an ordinary (smart) guy in a high-tech hazmat armor with a plain utility tool and a silent attitude. Cooler than even Agent 47, imo.
 
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What's the I for?
Considering how much blood, gore and other stuff from the sewer there is on him, it might as well be an HIV suit...
*HEV suit. Hazardous EnVironment suit.

I'm getting the urge of replaying Black Mesa. Also, patiently biding my time when I get my own VR rig so I can finish Half-Life: Alyx.
(I'm aware there's a non-VR mod for the game, but I don't want to play solely for the story; I want the curated experience too.)

True story, Gordon Freeman was my first childhood hero. Not Superman, not Batman, not Luke Skywalker, or the like; it was an ordinary (smart) guy in a high-tech hazmat armor with a plain utility tool and a silent attitude. Cooler than even Agent 47, imo.
Then, what is your opinion about what Freeman will do on top of the building?
 

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xD. He became a walking virus instead.
But still, the question remains unanswered.

Come on now, he could've stared into Child Emperor's soul. But there's an invasion currently happening near the Association's building. What will he do? I bet you're gonna say some goofy stuff again.
 
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xD. He became a walking virus instead.
But still, the question remains unanswered.

Come on now, he could've stared into Child Emperor's soul. But there's an invasion currently happening near the Association's building. What will he do? I bet you're gonna say some goofy stuff again.
I will not, because my knowledge of Half life and OPM starts and ends with memes.
Sorry about that.
 

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That's good. Because I'm completely imaginary. I'm the social equivalent to the square root of negative one.
What will happen if Gordon from the end of HL 1 spawned on top of the A-City association's building behind Child Emperor? What will he do?
Gordan spawns in behind Child Emperor.

Child Emperor turns around and peers at him while sucking on a lolly pop.

Gordan looks very confused and spins around a lot. He scratches his head.

Child Emperor takes out his lolly pop, "What are you doing here?"

Gordan points at his throat to indicate he is a mute.

Child Emperor gives a iPad to used. He types, "I have no idea. I was messing around with a transdimentional collapsatron in A secret Government Run Base called Black Mesa and now I'm here. Where I am?"

Long conversation takes place where Chld Emperor wants to understand how extradimentional travel works and helps Gordan by giving him access to his labratories and Gordan and Child Emperor work on how to do extrdimentional travel shit.

Btw...

ACTUCUHALLY...

Child Emperor's Labratory is in Y-City, not in A-City, so they wouldn't meet in A-City. Child Emperor would only be in A-Cty if he was forced to or their was an emergency becuase he basically has no faith in adults anymore. He is a loner because of his increasing paranoia.
it might as well be an HIV suit...
 

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That's good. Because I'm completely imaginary. I'm the social equivalent to the square root of negative one.

Gordan spawns in behind Child Emperor.

Child Emperor turns around and peers at him while sucking on a lolly pop.

Gordan looks very confused and spins around a lot. He scratches his head.

Child Emperor takes out his lolly pop, "What are you doing here?"

Gordan points at his throat to indicate he is a mute.

Child Emperor gives a iPad to used. He types, "I have no idea. I was messing around with a transdimentional collapsatron in A secret Government Run Base called Black Mesa and now I'm here. Where I am?"

Long conversation takes place where Chld Emperor wants to understand how extradimentional travel works and helps Gordan by giving him access to his labratories and Gordan and Child Emperor work on how to do extrdimentional travel shit.

Btw...

ACTUCUHALLY...

Child Emperor's Labratory is in Y-City, not in A-City, so they wouldn't meet in A-City. Child Emperor would only be in A-Cty if he was forced to or their was an emergency becuase he basically has no faith in adults anymore. He is a loner because of his increasing paranoia.

Mind you, Gordon got teleported to OPM when Boros attacked the city.
xD. He became a walking virus instead.
But still, the question remains unanswered.

Come on now, he could've stared into Child Emperor's soul. But there's an invasion currently happening near the Association's building. What will he do? I bet you're gonna say some goofy stuff again.
So, he just spawned behind Child Emperor while the kid was doing spaceship health inspection, I think.
 
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