Fairy's gifting time!

[Rhaps]

Hello everyone, since some or all of us are in a festive mood even if it isn't Christmas yet. I decided to make a survey of what you want for Christmas.

Say a gift you want and I shall say what you would have to exchange for that gift! Exchange your organs for gift! Some are useless to you, right? You only need one kidney after all!

 

[DemonOppai]

Yandere Waifu that is infallible

 

[Shrimp_eater]

A stable job that makes me feel fullfilled.

 

[CarburetorThompson]

Thermo Nuclear Inter Continental Ballistic Missile

 

[BouncyCactus]

some motivation to write, or, well, be happy and content with life would be good.

or,

a home-baked cookie. Actually, I would prefer the cookie more.

 

[BearlyAlive]

The motivation to do abything that isn't breathing or shitposting.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

I want a full rest.

 

[Rhaps]

Yandere Waifu that is infallible

That will cost ya heart! Only an empty person can handle a yandere after all

A stable job that makes me feel fullfilled.

[This gift request has been deny]

Thermo Nuclear Inter Continental Ballistic Missile

Both of your eyes!

some motivation to write, or, well, be happy and content with life would be good.

or,

a home-baked cookie. Actually, I would prefer the cookie more.

The first one will cost you your balls, the second one all of the nails of your left hand!

The motivation to do abything that isn't breathing or shitposting.

Your nose! You have to learn to breathe manually!

I want a full rest.

Your right leg! If you are crippled, you have no excuse to not stay at home and rest!

 

[Deleted member 54065]

That will cost ya heart! Only an empty person can handle a yandere after all

[This gift request has been deny]

Both of your eyes!

The first one will cost you your balls, the second one all of the nails of your left hand!

Your nose! You have to learn to breathe manually!

Your right leg! If you are crippled, you have no excuse to not stay at home and rest!

I'm feeling generous today, so why not take my whole life? ??

 

[Rhaps]

I'm feeling generous today, so why not take my whole life? ??

That will cost you both of your legs!

 

[Deleted member 54065]

That will cost you both of your legs!

Imma throw in both my hands too, deal?

 

[Rhaps]

Imma throw in both my hands too, deal?

You need them to crawl around! If you want, I can take spine and be completely bedridden!

And I don't kill people, please keep in mind!

 

[Deleted member 54065]

You need them to crawl around! If you want, I can take spine and be completely bedridden!

And I don't kill people, please keep in mind!

No one's dying. I'm just offering my life for extra rest. ??

 

[Rhaps]

No one's dying. I'm just offering my life for extra rest. ??

I apologize, Rhaps does not deal with spiritual stuff! Only physical goods!

 

[Deleted member 54065]

I apologize, Rhaps does not deal with spiritual stuff! Only physical goods!

You might want to consider though, I can give you real discount of $29.95! That's a way low, low,low offer from what I usually offer @ $30!

 

[Rhaps]

You might want to consider though, I can give you real discount of $29.95! That's a way low, low,low offer from what I usually offer @ $30!

Sir, I am a business with dubious morals, but a Fairy does not need or use money!

Okay, you will give me your throat! Final offer!

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Sir, I am a business with dubious morals, but a Fairy does not need or use money!

Okay, you will give me your throat! Final offer!

Deal! Got no use for it anw.

 

[J_Chemist]

Someone to look at me the same way the cookie monster looks at cookies.

 

[SirDogeTheFirst]

Give me ability to sleep the moment I put my head on the pillow

 

[Rhaps]

Someone to look at me the same way the cookie monster looks at cookies.

Eyes will be the cost for the one who will devour you whole!

Give me ability to sleep the moment I put my head on the pillow

That will be your eardrums and eyes! The sound of silence and darkness will help you sleep even better!