Evil Edge Lord Seeks Servants: Recruitment Announcement for Maids

[Theirl]

Wow ?

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

Not gonna lie, my mind has been invaded by lew... intrusive thoughts, and I had to reread the sentence several times...

Oh, master~ mean it in the purest ways! Or do I? I wonder...

? It's been really hot lately, hasn't it?
*recomposes himself*

Master, it must be the summer weather! The world might melt before we can conquer it!

Your boldness is as captivating as ever. If filling you with excitement is what you desire, then consider it done.

Looking forward to it!

Megumi, my dear, you underestimate your allure. It's not just about what you offer, but the tantalizing mystery you embody. The thought of addiction to such an enigma is indeed a lovely one.
Your heart, perhaps it's the ultimate conquest, one that an evil lord like myself finds irresistible.

We shall see where this conquest ends, then, master!

Each layer you uncover will reveal more of the dark and delicious depths within... You just need to break through the tough surface layer. It's not easy, but with the right dedication, it can be done.

-Licks lips before eyes shimmer brightly, gazing at him with intent-
Oh, master, I'm sure that tough exterior will melt with a little care and dedication. I'm sure I can get to the deepest of layers with ease. After all, dark, tangy chocolate is always a delight to dance with.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Oh, master~ mean it in the purest ways! Or do I? I wonder...

Whether your intentions are pure or laced with mischief, the thrill lies in the unknown. It's nice that it's the imagination that connects the dots. Often, they lead to completely unexpected destinations, but for this reason, they are even more intriguing. And then surely there's still a bit of the black widow speaking...

Master, it must be the summer weather! The world might melt before we can conquer it!

Surely the summer heat is one of the causes, but I believe it's your presence that truly ignites the passion in me... I'm beginning to understand your danger. I risk melting before the world does. I hope you like hot chocolate, even if it's out of season.

We shall see where this conquest ends, then, master!

A heart as guarded as yours is a worthy adversary indeed. Conquering it will be a challenge I eagerly accept.
I already have a detailed and foolproof diabolical plan in mind, consisting of six points!
To know your enemy is the first step to victory. I will delve into every facet of your being, unraveling your secrets and desires until your heart surrenders to me.
You place great importance on devotion, and I share that, but is that all you seek in a partner?

-Licks lips before eyes shimmer brightly, gazing at him with intent-
Oh, master, I'm sure that tough exterior will melt with a little care and dedication. I'm sure I can get to the deepest of layers with ease. After all, dark, tangy chocolate is always a delight to dance with.

Megumi, your gaze and your mesmerizing words are as intoxicating as the finest dark chocolate. I don't know if I could replicate a dessert as addictive as those... If you believe you can melt this tough exterior, then by all means, let's indulge in this delicious waltz of ours!
I can't wait to see how deep you can go and savor every sweet moment with you.

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

And then surely there's still a bit of the black widow speaking...

It might be my personality as it is—it tends to shift with each transformation—but I enjoy sinking my teeth into those I deem worthy of my time, master.~

I'm beginning to understand your danger. I risk melting before the world does. I hope you like hot chocolate, even if it's out of season

Hot cocoa is timeless, master! I'll enjoy every gulp I get! I look forward to meeting you until you become a puddle of chocolate, which would be the best for dipping!

I already have a detailed and foolproof diabolical plan in mind, consisting of six points!

Master is so smart! Already has a plan for conquest!

To know your enemy is the first step to victory. I will delve into every facet of your being, unraveling your secrets and desires until your heart surrenders to me.

Oh, master, I'm a pretty straightforward book to read. There isn't any reason to hide kinks or desires; I would rather display them so master won't have to thread carefully around me! I do bite a lot, master. Oh, and I don't share my meals; those who dare seem to disappear.~ So, I warn you master, think carefully if you want this heart because there isn't any turning around once you have it.

You place great importance on devotion, and I share that, but is that all you seek in a partner?

Oh, heavens no, master, I'm not such a simple gal. I enjoy passion among the devotion. Without it, it's like having nothing. It's probably the most important thing apart from loyalty. What is a fiery romance without passion? Chemistry is the most important thing in a partnership, master. Will our partnership end up in an inferno or a tundra?

If you believe you can melt this tough exterior, then by all means, let's indulge in this delicious waltz of ours!
I can't wait to see how deep you can go and savor every sweet moment with you.

Ohoho, shall we retreat to a more private area, master? To somewhere I can bite and dance with crimson colors without prying eyes?~ I'm told pain and pleasure can be quite exquisite, master.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

It might be my personality as it is—it tends to shift with each transformation—but I enjoy sinking my teeth into those I deem worthy of my time, master.~

Sinking your teeth into those worthy of your time, you say? Consider me honored.
So your way of expressing affection is biting. Considering that I am the Lord of Chocolate, what better prey could you find? But what will you do once you can't get enough, after having tasted your Master?

Hot cocoa is timeless, master! I'll enjoy every gulp I get! I look forward to meeting you until you become a puddle of chocolate, which would be the best for dipping!

The thought of becoming a delightful puddle of chocolate for you to savor is quite the enticing prospect. But do you know that melted chocolate is a wonderfully insidious substance? It slips easily into the most unexpected places, like quicksand that can ensnare you. Once entangled, escaping is nearly impossible. Imagine yourself completely covered in rich, dark chocolate, every inch of you enveloped. A delectable trap, wouldn’t you agree?

Oh, master, I'm a pretty straightforward book to read. There isn't any reason to hide kinks or desires; I would rather display them so master won't have to thread carefully around me! I do bite a lot, master. Oh, and I don't share my meals; those who dare seem to disappear.~ So, I warn you master, think carefully if you want this heart because there isn't any turning around once you have it.

And you are definitely a book I love to read. The true goal is to know you better, to touch the right chords and make your beauty resonate through the skillful use of my hands. This, too, is part of my infallible evil plan!
Your warning is duly noted. Biting and not sharing your meals, how delightfully possessive!
Your heart is a precious and coveted prize, one I aspire to claim. However, being the embodiment of chocolate, I am naturally desirable and wanted. I can offer you my love and devotion, but exclusivity is a luxury I cannot promise.

Oh, heavens no, master, I'm not such a simple gal. I enjoy passion among the devotion. Without it, it's like having nothing. It's probably the most important thing apart from loyalty. What is a fiery romance without passion? Chemistry is the most important thing in a partnership, master. Will our partnership end up in an inferno or a tundra?

Indeed, a fiery romance without passion is no romance at all. There is an ancient creed that begins like this: "Peace is a lie, there is only passion."
Passion makes us alive, it is what drives all living beings to strive to survive.
Chemistry is the lifeblood of any partnership and, my dear Megumi, I think it's quite evident that our interaction creates sparks that threaten to catch fire at any moment.?

Ohoho, shall we retreat to a more private area, master? To somewhere I can bite and dance with crimson colors without prying eyes?~ I'm told pain and pleasure can be quite exquisite, master.

Wow, you're so bold! You're like a tiger, and that's one of the things I like about you.
Indeed, let us retreat to a more private area where we can indulge in our darkest desires without prying eyes.

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

So your way of expressing affection is biting.

I like to leave lasting marks on what's mine, master.

But what will you do once you can't get enough, after having tasted your Master?

Oh, master, I'll monopolize you and keep you locked up with tungsten chains somewhere safe where no one but I can find you.~

However, being the embodiment of chocolate, I am naturally desirable and wanted. I can offer you my love and devotion, but exclusivity is a luxury I cannot promise.

This one doesn't share.
This one will make all those who dare...
disappear. (Hmmm, kind of rhymes, hah.)
This heart seems incompatible; it is better to keep it professional or casual, master. Unless you want to bathe in the blood of those to come. Though, I do hear it's great for the skin!

Chemistry is the lifeblood of any partnership and, my dear Megumi, I think it's quite evident that our interaction creates sparks that threaten to catch fire at any moment.?

Or end in bloodshed. I wonder where this passion will end for us, master.

Wow, you're so bold! You're like a tiger, and that's one of the things I like about you.
Indeed, let us retreat to a more private area where we can indulge in our darkest desires without prying eyes.

There is no point in hiding one's desires. A tiger doesn't shy away from their prey or a fight, so why should I, master? Lead the way, and I shall show you the pleasures none other can.

 

[Zirrboy]

Oh, master, I'll monopolize you and keep you locked up with tungsten chains somewhere safe where no one but I can find you.~

Huh? Why does this trail of chocolate crumbs end at this completely inconspicuous bookshelf? I bet nothing would happen if I pulled on a few backs...

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I like to leave lasting marks on what's mine, master.

Oh, master, I'll monopolize you and keep you locked up with tungsten chains somewhere safe where no one but I can find you.~

It seems you’re already succeeding quite well in monopolizing me. Your words are not empty threats but certain promises coming to fruition.
But who am I to shy away from such dedication? Perhaps there’s a twisted charm in such possessiveness.

This one doesn't share.
This one will make all those who dare...
disappear. (Hmmm, kind of rhymes, hah.)
This heart seems incompatible; it is better to keep it professional or casual, master. Unless you want to bathe in the blood of those to come. Though, I do hear it's great for the skin!

That's a shame, but I do appreciate your candor and the clarity of your boundaries. Out of respect for you, I strangely felt a moral obligation to be honest at least in this matter. If you wish to be the only one, you'll have to compete with the others and let the blood flow.
Otherwise, professional or casual, then, shall be the terms of our entanglement. Fear not, the allure of such a stance holds its own charm, free from the binds of conventional attachment.

Or end in bloodshed. I wonder where this passion will end for us, master.

This passion of ours could indeed lead to many places—perhaps even to bloodshed.
But as long as the flame burns, as you say, pain can become pleasure, and pleasure can become pain. At the apex of such sensations, nothing is more clear, and the boundary becomes ever so thin.

There is no point in hiding one's desires. A tiger doesn't shy away from their prey or a fight, so why should I, master? Lead the way, and I shall show you the pleasures none other can.

It's true what you say, a tiger doesn't hide, and a caged tiger loses its essence.
That is why I shall lead you to a place where you will be free, yet where you won't ever want to leave.

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Huh? Why does this trail of chocolate crumbs end at this completely inconspicuous bookshelf? I bet nothing would happen if I pulled on a few backs...

If I survive this encounter, I think I'll have nothing left to fear. I'm definitely staring death in the face. But I can't look away because it's such a beautiful face.

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

Your words are not empty threats but certain promises coming to fruition.
But who am I to shy away from such dedication? Perhaps there’s a twisted charm in such possessiveness.

Oh, master, there is a charm in being owned in body and soul by another. It is a pleasure unknown to those who don't know what it is to be truly loved and desired. Twisted as my possessiveness is, I'll never harm those with true feelings towards me. To others, around the source of my affection, well, let's say they may end up in a grand meal.

That's a shame, but I do appreciate your candor and the clarity of your boundaries. Out of respect for you, I strangely felt a moral obligation to be honest at least in this matter. If you wish to be the only one, you'll have to compete with the others and let the blood flow.

Blood is my business and source of power. If I do end up falling for you, master, blood will be shed. Whether it's yours or those of others, we shall see. You were warned, dear, loving master. Meaning that my loving master can't cry foul play once my hunt begins or if he finds himself in an unknown dungeon known only to me.

Fear not, the allure of such a stance holds its own charm, free from the binds of conventional attachment.

Yes, it does! It also decreases the death rate of my new, dear, loving master! I recommend going the platonic route, master, although that may be boring.

But as long as the flame burns, as you say, pain can become pleasure, and pleasure can become pain. At the apex of such sensations, nothing is more clear, and the boundary becomes ever so thin

Pain can also be a pleasure to those with the taste for it, sweet, dear master. It can also be acquired as a defense mechanism. Though burn bright enough, and we might challenge the celestial heavens above! Immortalizing us forever, but who am I kidding, master? Where would I ever find a flame strong enough to shine so bright?

That is why I shall lead you to a place where you will be free, yet where you won't ever want to leave.

Oh, ho! The master loves playing with fire. I hope you don't end up scorched by me, master. Your words tempt me, leaving me wondering what could make me not want to leave there.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Oh, master, there is a charm in being owned in body and soul by another. It is a pleasure unknown to those who don't know what it is to be truly loved and desired. Twisted as my possessiveness is, I'll never harm those with true feelings towards me. To others, around the source of my affection, well, let's say they may end up in a grand meal.

I do not doubt your words, and I can sense their allure. Who knows if someone will ever make me feel such sensations? Perhaps it could be you.
It may seem strange, but I'm not used to being possessive because I don't need to be. Chocolate can indeed become tiresome if consumed constantly. Those who have delighted in me might move on to something else... but only for a short while. In the end, they all return.
Perhaps you will be the exception, making me desire both to possess and to be possessed.

Blood is my business and source of power. If I do end up falling for you, master, blood will be shed. Whether it's yours or those of others, we shall see. You were warned, dear, loving master. Meaning that my loving master can't cry foul play once my hunt begins or if he finds himself in an unknown dungeon known only to me.

I accept the terms of this perilous partnership. You've issued your warning, and it's been duly noted! After all, the best things are the hardest to obtain, and it is from the most terrible trials that we derive the most unforgettable memories.

Know that once your hunt begins, I will relish the thrill of the chase, even if it leads me to an unknown dungeon. There will be no cries of guilt, only eager anticipation for what lies ahead. The rules have been declared, and I am ready to play.

Yes, it does! It also decreases the death rate of my new, dear, loving master! I recommend going the platonic route, master, although that may be boring.

How thoughtful of you to consider the longevity of your master! While the platonic route may indeed be the safer path, it does lack the spice that makes life truly exhilarating. But then again, where's the fun in playing it safe? A touch of danger keeps the heart racing and the mind sharp!

Pain can also be a pleasure to those with the taste for it, sweet, dear master. It can also be acquired as a defense mechanism. Though burn bright enough, and we might challenge the celestial heavens above! Immortalizing us forever, but who am I kidding, master? Where would I ever find a flame strong enough to shine so bright?

Pain, as a pleasure or a defense, has its place in the dark corners of our hearts, where few dare to tread.
And you wonder where to find a flame strong enough? Look no further, dear Megumi, for you've found him. I am that flame, and together, we can ignite the skies and our passion. ?Or perhaps I am the moth and you are the flame, destined to either burn alive or melt into a pool of chocolate. But I am certain that, either way, it will be worth every moment.

Your words tempt me, leaving me wondering what could make me not want to leave there.

Only the finest chocolate, which you can enjoy as long as you desire.

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

Who knows if someone will ever make me feel such sensations? Perhaps it could be you.

This may be wishful thinking master, but, I shall bring you delight in more ways than you think.

It may seem strange, but I'm not used to being possessive because I don't need to be. Chocolate can indeed become tiresome if consumed constantly. Those who have delighted in me might move on to something else... but only for a short while. In the end, they all return.

Oh, ho, master don't you know that chocolate comes in so many shapes and forms that I can mold you into. From stuffing you with delicious delights to adding you to different dishes, you can become the perfect platter for any occasion. So, those who become tired of it just don't know how to bring out the potential of such a delightful ingredient and probably eat it the same way every time! It's a shame on those since they probably don't know what they're doing with you, such a loving master.

Poor Master has probably been mishandled and used as a sidepiece because of it. Don't worry. I'm not as ignorant as others about how recreational chocolate can be. Oh! Just thinking about it makes me jittery with excitement! I could eat you differently every day of the year!

I accept the terms of this perilous partnership. You've issued your warning, and it's been duly noted! After all, the best things are the hardest to obtain, and it is from the most terrible trials that we derive the most unforgettable memories.

-Clears throat-
Well, then, please sign this contract right here, master, stating that any death while under my employment isn't caused by me!

Know that once your hunt begins, I will relish the thrill of the chase, even if it leads me to an unknown dungeon. There will be no cries of guilt, only eager anticipation for what lies ahead. The rules have been declared, and I am ready to play

Oh, ho ho, I didn't know the prey could have a thrill in the chase. Do teach me more about that, master.~ Shall I chase you as a wolf or a lioness? Or perhaps something more mystical? Ah, the possibilities are endless!

How thoughtful of you to consider the longevity of your master! While the platonic route may indeed be the safer path, it does lack the spice that makes life truly exhilarating. But then again, where's the fun in playing it safe? A touch of danger keeps the heart racing and the mind sharp!

Oh, of course, I think of the longevity of my loving master! There isn't an ounce in me that wants you dead! Well, other than if another touches you. Then, uh, master, I might eat you whole! That's if you win this passionate heart that may just beat for you alone. Bygones with the danger. If sparks are what you want, we shall make a duet of electrifying portions. That should keep your heart racing and mind sharp as a dagger to plunge into our enemies!

Look no further, dear Megumi, for you've found him. I am that flame, and together, we can ignite the skies and our passion. ?Or perhaps I am the moth and you are the flame, destined to either burn alive or melt into a pool of chocolate. But I am certain that, either way, it will be worth every moment.

We shall see if you ignite my passion enough to burn it into the celestial heavens, dear master. Oh, don't worry, master. If you melt, I'll just have to remold you back to shape, and maybe a little bit to my liking. Just a little bit! Tempered chocolate is just as good as the original.

Only the finest chocolate, which you can enjoy as long as you desire.