Evil Edge Lord Seeks Servants: Recruitment Announcement for Maids

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Such accusations! All I did was rob them of their sight forevermore!~

You're gonna be a good maid for Matcha.

 

[Lloyd]

Edge Lord as in hot topic or masturbation?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

You aren't the only one with an appetite. Pray tell, other than the allure of bitter chocolate what merit is there in joining you?

My dear, it's very simple to answer this question. What greater reward is there in joining me, if not me, the fantastic Lord Matcha? It's not just the chocolate that makes me special. It's my existence that, with its presence, challenges the banality and boredom of everyday life, turning everything into a fascinating adventure. I am escapism incarnate, and my words can make you dream!

While you may be the chaotic wild card that shifts the balance, you always need a level head to reel you in. The choice is yours, but I would consider a position as equals.

I think that's fair, also because deep down I love my servants more than myself. Consider this an invitation to a partnership of equals. Together, we can achieve what neither could alone.

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Oh yes, my body nullifies all poisons. It's probably because of my shifting abilities!

That's useful!
I wonder how it deals with love, which is the most potent poison...

Yums! Your blood sounds delightful!

*He makes a cut on the palm of his hand and then lets the blood flow into a crystal chalice. When it's half full, he serves it.*

?Here you go, Megumi. Let me know how it tastes

I tend to have characteristics of the things I transform into, including what attracts them.

I wonder what would happen if you transformed into me.

No, sadly, my transformations come at the cost of my clothes! That's why all those who see must never witness anything again.

I hope this excludes your employer. I can keep secrets!?

You're gonna be a good maid for Matcha.

I think so too, mama. She is fantastic! ?

 

[Cynthell]

My dear, it's very simple to answer this question. What greater reward is there in joining me, if not me, the fantastic Lord Matcha? It's not just the chocolate that makes me special. It's my existence that, with its presence, challenges the banality and boredom of everyday life, turning everything into a fascinating adventure. I am escapism incarnate, and my words can make you dream!

I think that's fair, also because deep down I love my servants more than myself. Consider this an invitation to a partnership of equals. Together, we can achieve what neither could alone.

I accept, may your chaotic mocha mixed with my leveled bitter achieve legend. I calmly await what comes next, whatever that may be.

Do surprise me, I don't care for disappointment.

 

[Nolff]

Such accusations! All I did was rob them of their sight forevermore!~

And I bet the process of that somehow drags their souls too.

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

I wonder how it deals with love, which is the most potent poison...

Oh, sweet dear master, you don't want to know how this one is with love.~

Here you go, Megumi. Let me know how it tastes

*Gulps it down with little hesitation.*
Deliciously refreshing with the perfect mix of sweetness and tanginess! I might make a meal out of you yet.

I wonder what would happen if you transformed into me.

Only you'd know, master.~ Perhaps I shouldn't turn into you to keep your dirty secrets to yourself. After all, everything is revealed to me once I transform; it's what helps me blend in, as no one notices the change.

I can keep secrets!

Maybe! We'll have to see how good of a master you are.

And I bet the process of that somehow drags their souls too.

Accusations after accusations! Removing the ball out of the socket sometimes does lead to death, but rarely.

 

[Nolff]

Accusations after accusations! Removing the ball out of the socket sometimes does lead to death, but rarely.

Seriously tho, just how well did you treat all of your victims that it became rare for them to die? I'm sure enough the death toll was far than 'rarely' here.
@MatchaChocolate69

On a second thought, would you like to see one of those people who agreed to sent Alf to SHHS?

 

[Nolff]

@MatchaChocolate69

You there?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

@MatchaChocolate69

You there?

No, he's busy with his harem. Please leave a message or try again later.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Oh, sweet dear master, you don't want to know how this one is with love.~

Actually, I really want to know, especially because women in love are even more beautiful. I think it's understood, but I'm attracted to red flags, and I navigate like a drunk on the minefield of death flags.

*Gulps it down with little hesitation.*
Deliciously refreshing with the perfect mix of sweetness and tanginess! I might make a meal out of you yet.

I'm thrilled you find my blood so delectable. Just remember, a taste of me is only the beginning. There's so much more to savor.
Careful now, you might get addicted.

Only you'd know, master.~ Perhaps I shouldn't turn into you to keep your dirty secrets to yourself. After all, everything is revealed to me once I transform; it's what helps me blend in, as no one notices the change.

I have more skeletons than closets by now, so the possibility of my secrets being revealed doesn't unsettle me anymore. However, I worry about the effect they might have on you. What I was actually wondering is, if you're attracted to what is attracted to what you transform into, does that mean you would be attracted to yourself? Not to mention all my other flames.

Maybe! We'll have to see how good of a master you are.

How can I prove it to you, my dear Megumi? How can I win you over?

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On a second thought, would you like to see one of those people who agreed to sent Alf to SHHS?

Sure, go ahead and send the applications of these people. I will evaluate them impartially.
Obviously, while respecting my standards and criteria.



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I accept, may your chaotic mocha mixed with my leveled bitter achieve legend. I calmly await what comes next, whatever that may be.

Do surprise me, I don't care for disappointment.

My dear Cynthell, here is your dose of dark chocolate and milk. I was freely inspired by you to create this chocolate masterpiece. I hope my feelings can reach you through it.?

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No, he's busy with his harem. Please leave a message or try again later.

I'll have to start making chocolate clones, Ane-san.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I'll have to start making chocolate clones, Ane-san.

That's a good problem to have, Matcha-kun if there's anyone capable of managing such crowded harem then it is you, most certainly

 

[Cynthell]

My dear Cynthell, here is your dose of dark chocolate and milk. I was freely inspired by you to create this chocolate masterpiece. I hope my feelings can reach you through it.?

My my a wonderous gift, exquisite craftsmanship, a true marvel to my beauty. Your feelings are felt and I respond in kind, perhaps you are due for a gift.

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

I think it's understood, but I'm attracted to red flags, and I navigate like a drunk on the minefield of death flags.

I might be one of the biggest red flags out there, master.~ I'm not sure if you can survive my kind of love. I may eat you alive, especially since I'm still high on a Black Widow transformation.

Just remember, a taste of me is only the beginning. There's so much more to savor.
Careful now, you might get addicted.

Oh no! That wouldn't be very professional of me! But if this partnership lasts, I don't see an issue with the addiction, master.~

Not to mention all my other flames.

Curiosity boils, but I'll leave you as a mystery to unravel, master.~ It's more fun that way. It fills all my predatory needs and more!~

How can I prove it to you, my dear Megumi? How can I win you over?

Conquer the world; only then will I let you live if you see me bare, master.~ I'm a hard beast to tame.

 

[Zirrboy]

This is going to end with a Matcha blood bag in the basement and Megumi in his place isn't it?

 

[Nolff]

This is going to end with a Matcha blood bag in the basement and Megumi in his place isn't it?

No, that is impossi- Wait...

Fair point.

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Sure, go ahead and send the applications of these people. I will evaluate them impartially.
Obviously, while respecting my standards and criteria.



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Out of these five names, which one do you want to have?

-Cardinal
-Hopper
-Mio
-Nolff
-Jide

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

My my a wonderous gift, exquisite craftsmanship, a true marvel to my beauty. Your feelings are felt and I respond in kind, perhaps you are due for a gift.

I'm very glad that you appreciate my chocolate. My dear, I don't need a gift; the greatest present is the opportunity to form a connection with you.?


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I might be one of the biggest red flags out there, master.~ I'm not sure if you can survive my kind of love. I may eat you alive, especially since I'm still high on a Black Widow transformation.

Gulp, how did you know I like arachne girls like Lolth? I'm destined to end up in your web... My fate is sealed! Oh, nooo, how can I escape you now?

Oh no! That wouldn't be very professional of me! But if this partnership lasts, I don't see an issue with the addiction, master.~

Me neither, it was just a formality to let you know. It is my desire that you become addicted to me, just as I want to become addicted to you.

Curiosity boils, but I'll leave you as a mystery to unravel, master.~ It's more fun that way. It fills all my predatory needs and more!~

Your predatory instincts are precisely what make you such a delightful addition to my entourage. A mystery, you say? I couldn't agree more. After all, what is life without a little intrigue?
Unravel me piece by piece, if you dare! After all, I am an extremely elaborate piece of chocolate with various layers and numerous flavors, each one better than the last.

Conquer the world; only then will I let you live if you see me bare, master.~ I'm a hard beast to tame.

And what if I told you that now you are my world? Conquering it is my evil plan. What I really want to lay bare is your soul (and not die in the process).

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This is going to end with a Matcha blood bag in the basement and Megumi in his place isn't it?

My friend, it's the most likely scenario; I can't escape cute yandere girls. I'm the perfect prey.

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Out of these five names, which one do you want to have?

"Mio" sounds female, that's why I choose this name.

That's a good problem to have, Matcha-kun if there's anyone capable of managing such crowded harem then it is you, most certainly

I must. It's an imperative duty! Each one of them deserves the maximum of my love. Thank you, Ane-san, for the support and for being a source of inspiration with your rizz.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I must. It's an imperative duty! Each one of them deserves the maximum of my love. Thank you, Ane-san, for the support and for being a source of inspiration with your rizz.

?
so cute

 

[Nolff]

"Mio" sounds female, that's why I choose this name.

Wait, wha-

Ehem... I-I'll get the gender-bender thing.

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

Gulp, how did you know I like arachne girls like Lolth? I'm destined to end up in your web... My fate is sealed! Oh, nooo, how can I escape you now?

Oh, master, you're going to end up in my filling me in so many ways.

It is my desire that you become addicted to me, just as I want to become addicted to you.

Addicted to me? Oh, master, I don't offer much to get that type of attraction. Though, it's a lovely thought! It almost seems like you're after my heart!

Unravel me piece by piece, if you dare! After all, I am an extremely elaborate piece of chocolate with various layers and numerous flavors, each one better than the last.

Oh, I can't wait to taste each layer, master.~

And what if I told you that now you are my world? Conquering it is my evil plan. What I really want to lay bare is your soul (and not die in the process)

I can be a world and a muse for you, but the cost for my soul is high, master. Only my one truest partner may have it as their devotion matches mine in signs of passion! ~This route will end in certain death (Probably)~

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Oh, master, you're going to end up in my filling me in so many ways

Not gonna lie, my mind has been invaded by lew... intrusive thoughts, and I had to reread the sentence several times...
? It's been really hot lately, hasn't it?
*recomposes himself*
Your boldness is as captivating as ever. If filling you with excitement is what you desire, then consider it done.

Addicted to me? Oh, master, I don't offer much to get that type of attraction. Though, it's a lovely thought! It almost seems like you're after my heart!

Megumi, my dear, you underestimate your allure. It's not just about what you offer, but the tantalizing mystery you embody. The thought of addiction to such an enigma is indeed a lovely one.
Your heart, perhaps it's the ultimate conquest, one that an evil lord like myself finds irresistible.

Oh, I can't wait to taste each layer, master.~

Looking forward to it! Each layer you uncover will reveal more of the dark and delicious depths within... You just need to break through the tough surface layer. It's not easy, but with the right dedication, it can be done.

I can be a world and a muse for you, but the cost for my soul is high, master. Only my one truest partner may have it as their devotion matches mine in signs of passion! ~This route will end in certain death (Probably)~

That's exactly what I need. A world and a muse, indeed, with a soul as the ultimate prize. The cost may be high, but for a truest partner, it’s a fair price. Passion and devotion, both demanded and offered, how could one resist such an enthralling proposition?
As for the route ending in certain death, well, let's just say that I'm used to Bad Endings, and if there weren't a bit of danger and risk, it wouldn't be as thrilling as diving deep into the splendid entity called Megumi.