Evil Edge Lord Seeks Servants: Recruitment Announcement for Maids

[KoyukiMegumi]

I'd be a horrible maid.

 

[Seaspecter]

Tell me, how do you feel about tentacles?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I'd be a horrible maid.

And I am a horrible third-rate villain, we are made for each other, sensei!

As long as its dark chocolate, I enjoy the bitterness.

70%, 80% or 90%? I mean the level of bitterness in the chocolate. I can make it as you like. I recommend it filled with dried fruit, jam, or candied fruit. The contrast is delicious.

Wow that sounds edgy.

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I think you're definitely in the right place when it comes to edginess.

Tell me, how do you feel about tentacles?

I know a thing or two about those, my family on the forum knows what I'm talking about, but not only them...

 

[Deleted member 76176]

I'm not sure I know many combat capable maids. There is Sakuya, but only she gets to make it to the list.

 

[Cynthell]

70%, 80% or 90%? I mean the level of bitterness in the chocolate. I can make it as you like. I recommend it filled with dried fruit, jam, or candied fruit. The contrast is delicious.

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I think you're definitely in the right place when it comes to edgedginess

Usually 70% with a bit of warm milk. I don't particularly want to be edgy, not my kind of motiff.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

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• Brief description of your skills and experiences

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• Reasons why you want to become one of my maids.

Bread.

 

[melchi]

I think this thread is relevant again considering the topic.

Are SH users really maidenless?

We will find out right now.

forum.scribblehub.com

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

And I am a horrible third-rate villain, we are made for each other, sensei!

Hahah. World domination then?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I'm not sure I know many combat capable maids. There is Sakuya, but only she gets to make it to the list.

Actually, I'm embarrassed but I was thinking of asking for your assistance, Miss Reina. You embody the ideal of perfection as a maid with your grace and cold politeness. You would be perfect for the job, but I don't dare ask. Perhaps you could help me train the new recruits.

Usually 70% with a bit of warm milk. I don't particularly want to be edgy, not my kind of motiff.

Do you melt the dark chocolate in the milk or dip it quickly without letting it melt, essentially using the milk to sweeten it?

Forgive me, I tend to use "edgy" as a synonym for "cringe"...

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Bread.

I don't know what to say.
On one hand, I want to gouge my eyes out, on the other, you are terribly cute.
My soul is divided.

Your application will be taken into consideration.

In the meantime, here's some free bread to thank you for volunteering.

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I think this thread is relevant again considering the topic.

Are SH users really maidenless?

We will find out right now.

forum.scribblehub.com

It would be, although at the moment I consider myself more maidless than maidenless.

Hahah. World domination then?

Certainly, sensei! I await your application! I would be happy to have you by my side! ?

 

[Cynthell]

Do you melt the dark chocolate in the milk or dip it quickly without letting it melt, essentially using the milk to sweeten it?

Forgive me, I tend to use "edgy" as a synonym for "cringe"...

Milk itself isnt very sweet, at least the kind I buy, but no. I just drink it along side it.

I know I'm cringe I just don't want to be edgy.

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

Certainly, sensei! I await your application! I would be happy to have you by my side!

Horrible maid reporting for duty!
Name: Megumi
Picture:

Brief description of your skills and experiences:
Laziest maid you'll ever encounter. Loyal to a fault which may cause yandere tendencies. The last master died for unknown reasons. Other than that, I am great at cooking and gathering information!

Details of your supernatural powers and combat abilities:
I'm a shifter! If I consume a drop of its blood, I can morph into anything- an animal/beast or another intelligent life form! It lasts until four hours before I shift back to my normal form!

Reasons why you want to become one of my maids:
I love villains! And I was promised world domination.

 

[Deleted member 76176]

Actually, I'm embarrassed but I was thinking of asking for your assistance, Miss Reina. You embody the ideal of perfection as a maid with your grace and cold politeness. You would be perfect for the job, but I don't dare ask. Perhaps you could help me train the new recruits.

Your compliments are too generous. I'd be fortunate to possess half the qualities Lord Matcha believes he needs in a maid. Unfortunately, I'm not considering changing my employment anytime near the future; however, I'd be happy to provide any sort of help necessary.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Horrible maid reporting for duty!
Name: Megumi

I must say, your candidacy has piqued my interest. Let’s go through your qualifications, shall we?

Picture:

? Megumi, you are truly spectacular, and I must say that the uniform suits you particularly well.

Laziest maid you'll ever encounter.

While laziness is typically a detriment, I find it rather amusing. Your self-awareness is refreshing.

Loyal to a fault which may cause yandere tendencies.

Loyalty to a fault? Perfect. Yandere tendencies? Even better.

The last master died for unknown reasons.

Ahem... whether intentional or not, , it speaks to your potential.

Other than that, I am great at cooking and gathering information!

I'm very glad that you're good at cooking. We share a passion, and I can't wait to taste your dishes, but you'll excuse me if before I do, given the mysterious departure of your master, I'll have my food taster try them first (I still need to find one, but the duck could be a candidate for this).
Gathering information is an essential traits for a maid in my service.

I'm a shifter! If I consume a drop of its blood, I can morph into anything- an animal/beast or another intelligent life form! It lasts until four hours before I shift back to my normal form!

A shifter! Now we're talking. I can think of numerous ways to exploit this power for our cause.
The potential for mischief and mayhem is limitless. And the best part? Watching you shift back at the most inconvenient times.
Truly, it will be a spectacle.

The question is, whose blood do you need? Mine? Are you also a vampire? I love vampires!

I love villains! And I was promised world domination.

You've come to the right place. Under my reign, we shall turn Scribble Hub and beyond into our playground!?

Your application will be carefully evaluated and I will let you know... Who am I kidding? I don't think I'll find a better candidate!

Consider yourself accepted, Megumi. Welcome to my wicked entourage!
Prepare yourself for a life of excitement, laziness and procrastination, where your loyalty will be tested by the most ridiculous of plans, and where your shifting abilities will be the centerpiece of many a dastardly scheme. Oh, and brace yourself for an avalanche of cringe!

Milk itself isnt very sweet, at least the kind I buy, but no. I just drink it along side it.

I know I'm cringe I just don't want to be edgy.

I see
As for being cringe, my dear, embrace it! In my realm, cringe is but a stepping stone to true villainy. Edgy is overrated; it's the unabashedly awkward who often surprise the most. Stay deliciously cringe, and you might just find your place among my wicked entourage.

Your compliments are too generous. I'd be fortunate to possess half the qualities Lord Matcha believes he needs in a maid. Unfortunately, I'm not considering changing my employment anytime near the future; however, I'd be happy to provide any sort of help necessary.

Ah, Miss Reina, your humility only serves to highlight how perfectly suited you are for the role of maid in my wicked entourage. Your refusal, phrased with such grace, is a clear testament to the very qualities I seek. Though you may not be considering a change in employment now, your offer of assistance is noted and appreciated. Should you ever decide to embrace the dark side, know that a place awaits you in my ranks.

 

[Cynthell]

I see
As for being cringe, my dear, embrace it! In my realm, cringe is but a stepping stone to true villainy. Edgy is overrated; it's the unabashedly awkward who often surprise the most. Stay deliciously cringe, and you might just find your place among my wicked entourage.

Embrace it, detest it. Cringe is cringe all the same, being truly indifferent to the opinions of others leads one to a much more pleasant place in life. The unabashedly awkward might surprise the most but it's the calm and collected you have to worry about.

I am quite delicious but you'd sooner find yourself amongst mine than me amongst yours.

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

I'm very glad that you're good at cooking. We share a passion, and I can't wait to taste your dishes, but you'll excuse me if before I do, given the mysterious departure of your master, I'll have my food taster try them first (I still need to find one, but the duck could be a candidate for this).
Gathering information is an essential traits for a maid in my service.

I swear he croaked over after having a delightful tea I made! I mean, I even drank from it!

I'm very glad that you're good at cooking. We share a passion, and I can't wait to taste your dishes, but you'll excuse me if before I do, given the mysterious departure of your master, I'll have my food taster try them first (I still need to find one, but the duck could be a candidate for this).

Sure thing! My food is to die for!

The question is, whose blood do you need? Mine? Are you also a vampire? I love vampires!

I'm not a vampire with fangs, but I do love drinking blood! The hotter the blood runs, the sweeter the taste. But do share your blood if you want me to turn into you without the charming personality!

Watching you shift back at the most inconvenient times.
Truly, it will be a spectacle.

You have no idea how many issues I've encountered because of the time limit. Once, I was a small rat gathering information before a court, and well, let's say a nice piece of cheese distracted me long enough to go over the time limit, and well, it was an event that even a red wedding would shy away from!

Prepare yourself for a life of excitement, laziness and procrastination, where your loyalty will be tested by the most ridiculous of plans, and where your shifting abilities will be the centerpiece of many a dastardly scheme. Oh, and brace yourself for an avalanche of cringe!

Looking forward to it!

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Embrace it, detest it. Cringe is cringe all the same, being truly indifferent to the opinions of others leads one to a much more pleasant place in life. The unabashedly awkward might surprise the most but it's the calm and collected you have to worry about.

I am quite delicious but you'd sooner find yourself amongst mine than me amongst yours.

An interesting twist that awakens my dormant appetites. An excellent response, you impressed me, my dear Cynthell.
As for your delectable nature, it's no surprise that you'd envision yourself as the one in control. However, do not underestimate the allure of joining my dark entourage. I have the bitterest, most delicious chocolate you could wish for.
The calm and collected may be formidable, but it is the unpredictably delicious who often turn the tides of power. I know this very well.

Should you ever desire to dance you'll find my door open, with a glass of the finest demonic bitter chocolate awaiting you.

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I swear he croaked over after having a delightful tea I made! I mean, I even drank from it!

Sure thing! My food is to die for!

Is it possible that you're so used to poison that it no longer affects you? Are you sure you used green tea and not the dried ichor of a demonic cobra? The color is quite similar

I'm not a vampire with fangs, but I do love drinking blood! The hotter the blood runs, the sweeter the taste. But do share your blood if you want me to turn into you without the charming personality!

While your lack of fangs is noted, your passion more than compensates!
I am delighted to share my blood with you. Be forewarned, though, it tastes of chocolate, strawberries, and cranberries, and can be both sweet and bitter. Whether it suits your palate, only time will tell...

As for my charming personality, I assure you, you already possess an abundance of it. No need for duplication there!

You have no idea how many issues I've encountered because of the time limit. Once, I was a small rat gathering information before a court, and well, let's say a nice piece of cheese distracted me long enough to go over the time limit, and well, it was an event that even a red wedding would shy away from!

Do you like cheese too? Or was it because of the transformation?
The perils of time limits are indeed many, and I can only imagine the chaos that ensued when your form shifted back at such an inopportune moment. In any case, do you keep your clothes when you transform?

However, it is precisely this unpredictability that makes you a perfect fit for my dark entourage.

Looking forward to it!

Let's scheme together, without ever bringing our plans of domination to fruition!

 

[Cynthell]

An interesting twist that awakens my dormant appetites. An excellent response, you impressed me, my dear Cynthell.
As for your delectable nature, it's no surprise that you'd envision yourself as the one in control. However, do not underestimate the allure of joining my dark entourage. I have the bitterest, most delicious chocolate you could wish for.
The calm and collected may be formidable, but it is the unpredictably delicious who often turn the tides of power. I know this very well.

Should you ever desire to dance you'll find my door open, with a glass of the finest demonic bitter chocolate awaiting you.

You aren't the only one with an appetite. Pray tell, other than the allure of bitter chocolate what merit is there in joining you? While you may be the chaotic wild card that shifts the balance, you always need a level head to reel you in. The choice is yours, but I would consider a position as equals.

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

Is it possible that you're so used to poison that it no longer affects you? Are you sure you used green tea and not the dried ichor of a demonic cobra? The color is quite similar

Oh yes, my body nullifies all poisons. It's probably because of my shifting abilities!

Be forewarned, though, it tastes of chocolate, strawberries, and cranberries, and can be both sweet and bitter. Whether it suits your palate, only time will tell...

Yums! Your blood sounds delightful!

Do you like cheese too? Or was it because of the transformation?

I tend to have characteristics of the things I transform into, including what attracts them.

In any case, do you keep your clothes when you transform?

No, sadly, my transformations come at the cost of my clothes! That's why all those who see must never witness anything again.

 

[Nolff]

No, sadly, my transformations come at the cost of my clothes! That's why all those who see must never witness anything again.

You're killing those witnesses, don't you?

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

You're killing those witnesses, don't you?

Such accusations! All I did was rob them of their sight forevermore!~