Ever planned a real crime for your story?

BearlyAlive

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Ever planned a heist, robbery, murder, K-Pop concert, extortion scheme or some other crime in the name of your story?

Ever since I got into heist stories I always tend to think "How easy/hard would it to break in/out of this place?" or "where are the cameras and where'd be a likely blindspot?"
And let's be honest, you can't call yourself an author if you never thought about the perfect crime.

So, what atrocities did your mind commit in the name of your story?
 

Representing_Tromba

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I wrote an extensive plan for getting away with heists and overthrowing various governmental powers but I have just sort of kept it hidden away out of the fear of being put on a list. One of which involves dressing up to match different politicians perfectly, down to the scent, and purposefully antagonizing the John Wick of hornets in various places across the nation.
 

Domoviye

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The FBI probably have me on a watch list due to all the crimes I've looked up, ranging from bank robberies, identity theft, breaking and entering, escaping police, poison, sex trafficking and more.
In one story, not posted here, I had the villain MC rob two banks using easy to make disguises, a quick change, and a note, while using superglue to hide her fingerprints without looking suspicious.
So yeah, I hope the police realize I'm just a writer.
 

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I always think the same thing after a Payday 2 session.
 

ArcadiaBlade

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I kinda remember playing a payday 2(at that time it was free to play) which I had an entire scenario played out which kinda works, all contingencies planned out and even betrayals are accounted for which included a troll in the game and we were supposed to win....

Until I forgot the most important thing when making a heist, how to make it to the getaway van.

Its kinda like you got a mastermind of a heister who teams up with a group of nobodies, a plan which should had failed at the start due to some fuck ups from one of the team, yet everything works out because the leader planned everything at that time until one of the team ask the leader.

'So, how do we escape?'

Then the leader stared at the guy with a blank look, a look of dread appeared on his face, the look of a man who had sex with his wife which she says that she was already about to climax but the guy was already done, the look on my team was priceless as we all stared at each other and decided to brute force our way out.

You can tell how it ended out.
 

TheTrinary

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Chicken and the egg scenario. I commited crimes in my chilhood then said, "That'd be a neat story."
 

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Yes,

But all of them devolved down into, have someone else do it, so you do not get caught.
 

J_Chemist

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Yes.

Scoped out a bank and found enough public information to plan out a heist down to the minute. From when the vault opened every day when the money truck showed up, how long the response time from the police was estimated to be, to how many cameras were in and their angles of view. I knew low traffic times, high traffic times, the exact layout of the building. I knew exactly when two of the three desk ladies went out for their smoke breaks at the same hour on the hour every Friday to make plans. I knew how long the manager would be out for lunch. I knew how long the "security officer" took for a lunch break.

I knew the exact 15 minute window I would need with 3-6 individuals (4 safely, 3 to be cheap) to empty that vault and be gone with at least 80k-100k depending on whether the money truck was there that morning.

The problem?

The building sits across the street from a two story house and in that house there's a fucking NEET who's desk is right next to the window facing the bank. A window he never fucking moves from. And whenever the ladies come out for their smoke break, the neckbeard heckles them at least once or twice maybe, but not every day. If he heckles them, the ladies go to their cars. If he doesn't, they stay outside.

The plan would depend on that lousy rat and whether or not he heckled the women. If he did, we'd be green and could slip in from the side and be done before they came back in. If he didn't, we'd have to call it and wait a week as the heist would only be successful on a Friday.

Really didn't like the idea of robbing a bank based off one useless oxygen sucker. But, since it was more for literary experience and a college experiment essay deal, I never had to actually deal with the guy and it all remained "what if-".

Edit: I've also planned out a number of other crimes, some of which I'll actually be implementing in the future of my current story depending on how things roll. But that heist was the most hands-on I've been to an IRL crime.
 

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Ever planned a heist, robbery, murder, K-Pop concert, extortion scheme or some other crime in the name of your story?

Ever since I got into heist stories I always tend to think "How easy/hard would it to break in/out of this place?" or "where are the cameras and where'd be a likely blindspot?"
And let's be honest, you can't call yourself an author if you never thought about the perfect crime.

So, what atrocities did your mind commit in the name of your story?
Yes, there was an unwritten story where Ai-chan planned a total rebellion which includes taking over some states and ruling as the queen of those states. But Ai-chan stops at the planning stage and never wrote those stories. Ai-chan isn't a leader of a political party, so if it comes out, Ai-chan will be arrested. Yeah, nobody cares that it's for a story.
 

Cipiteca396

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Took over a gang/cartel by brute force and turned them into unwilling Robin Hood vigilantes.

Blew up a bank with blood money in it. After kicking everyone out, naturally.

Created a communist dictatorship. Not with the Robin Hood cartel, those are separate concepts.

Brainwashing.

Moon prison. Alternatively, Gulag.

Invented plant-substitute meat products.

Black market potion dealer.

Hacking; Everything. Cultivating rogue AIs to help hack everything.

Prostitution.

Assassination.

Theft. Fraud. Fencing.

Kidnapping. Forceful Anti-kidnapping.

Military sabotage and theft. Of nuclear devices.

Incite rebellion. Suppression of rebellion.
 

RavenRunes

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No I sit back and let other people do the leg work, then appropriate their stories.
 
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