Drop Bears actually existed.

Sabruness

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Hello, your friendly neighbourhood Aussie here with a public service announcement:

Drop Bears actually existed and koalas are their closest living relative.

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so when an Aussie talks about drop bears, know he's not taking the piss out of you.

we now return you to your regularly scheduled forum
 

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> so when an Aussie talks about drop bears, know he's not taking the piss out of you.

If an aussie mentions seeing one personally, kill them before they go back in time and fuck up the timeline further. We had enough trouble before the planet started randomly heating up, and some wag was telling me over my egg cream that the president has turned orange and is trying to ban vaccinations.
 
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Mate, drop bears are still out there. My uncle got bit by one.
 

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It's true. Vegemite was invented by the indigenous peoples to smear behind their ears to repel dropbears
 
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