Do you have any pets?

eagle_360

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They do make weird sounds sometimes.

Like anahhhhhh....ahhhhhhh annnnnnnnnnhhhhhh....annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhh annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhh....annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhh

from the males so do be careful.
 
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Alski said:
I had a pet paper cup once.
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If you had to choose. Plastic cup or Paper cone as a pet?
 
TinaMigarlo

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eagle_360 said:
They do make weird sounds sometimes.

Like anahhhhhh....ahhhhhhh annnnnnnnnnhhhhhh....annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhh annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhh....annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhh

from the males so do be careful.
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so you're saying...
that male turtles make the same sounds as human males, and for the same reason.
gotcha.

I would say that I own a cat.
but that's not quite accurate now, is it.
in reality, a cat owns me.

the cat has trained me.
when I make this noise? Put food down.
when i rub all over you? put your hands on me.
Sit still, its together time.
I'm scratching the covers, lift the blanket up, its snuggle time.
look, a dead thing! This is for you!

I recently installed a CAT DOOR on the HUMAN DOOR.
It didn't work like I intended, not at first.
I was all proud of my achievement.
Look! Your own door! Have fun!

cat is BRAYING at me.
I had to hold the cat door open, to let it out.
It wants back in?
BRAYING, I hold the little cat door open, in it comes.
this is ridiculous.

Took me two days to explain what the cat door was for, to the cat.
on my hands and knees, all patient,
every time I was *summoned* to man the *portal* for his majesty.

dogs have owners?
cats have staff.
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how to get a dog,

go to the dog store, buy dog.
go to the pound, adopt dog.
friend finds puppy a home, you get the dog.

how to get a cat.

you do *nothing*
you come home one day? cat here.
seriously.
cat just walks up one day...
"hey. I couldn't help but notice. you don't have a cat."
(can licks its butt)
"Well? Here I am. Feed me, then entertain me."

you wake up to an intruder in the kitchen at 4 in the morning?
nope. cat decided it now sleeps on top of the refrigerator.
it pushed everything off, so it had room to stretch out.
"Oh, hi. This is my bedroom now. Put this sh!t where you want it."
 
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