Depressing & Dad Jokes

[fluffypie374]

What do you get when the puppet in the profile picture use a monotone voice to tell a dad joke about games? Little Nightmares.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

We don't really have 'dad jokes' here. We have bearded jokes tho.

In prison, one criminal asks another.
"What got you here?"
"Just opened the window at work, I wanted to ventilate the room."
"That's it? Where did you work?"
"On a submarine."

HAHaha! I had to share that with my Papa!

 

[Kureous]

Why did the spider study computer science?

Because it wanted to build a website

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

What do you get when the puppet in the profile picture use a monotone voice to tell a dad joke about games? Little Nightmares.

HaHAH!
*archaic, flamboyant accent*
It is very hard… you know.
Pie, you might ask?
Because it is so difficult to come up with an innovative pun for th(r)ee, but alas, I shall seven my tongue befour giving up! *archaic accent*

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Why did the spider study computer science?

Because it wanted to build a website

*tickled pink*

 

[Deleted member 84247]

What did Envy say to the other dying vampire?
You never knew what was at stake.

 

[SRB]

The teacher asks the students:
"Children, tell me, how much is 7x7? Tell me, Vovochka."
"I can't hear you, Ivan Sergeyevich."
The teacher comes closer to Vova and asks:
"How much is 7x7?"
"I can't hear you, Ivan Sergeyevich."
"You're lying. Why don't we switch places?"
Vovochka comes to the teacher's desk and asks:
"Ivan Sergeevich! When will you stop going to my mom's?"
"Look at that! I can't hear anything!"

 

[Kureous]

What did Envy say to the other dying vampire?
You never knew what was at stake.

You cooking rn. Keep it up!

 

[SRB]

Heh...

A Russian Tourist Travels Abroad.
Border guard: Nationality?
Tourist: Russian.
Border guard: Occupation?
Tourist: No, no, just visiting this time.

 

[Kureous]

What do you call a wolf who works as a lumberjack?

A Timber wolf

 

[Deleted member 84247]

You cooking rn. Keep it up!

I can think of these jokes always. It's a curse.

 

[fluffypie374]

Where does a character representing envy like Ron Weasley go after his death? Bloody Hell

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Where does a character representing envy like Ron Weasley go after his death? Bloody Hell

What do you call a wholesome dessert story?
A fluffypie

 

[Corty]

Why does @Corty love playing basketball?
Because it is a Corty sport.

That earned you a sweater, my dear. I know it's no sweat for you to spit these out... Still, it's thought that Count.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Heh...

A Russian Tourist Travels Abroad.
Border guard: Nationality?
Tourist: Russian.
Border guard: Occupation?
Tourist: No, no, just visiting this time.

What do you call a normal kid in a hurry?
A simple Russian boi

 

[Kureous]

I can think of these jokes always. It's a curse.

^Me rn trying to come up with something...

 

[SRB]

What do you call a normal kid in a hurry?
A simple Russian boi

A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror

Spoiler

Bet you didn't see that coming.

 

[fluffypie374]

I thought it should be easy for Kureous to come up with a joke. After all, you only need to pull out a wand from the shelf and go "Kureous, very Kureous." Works like a charm, trust me.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror

Spoiler

Bet you didn't see that coming.

What do you call an intimate relationship between @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian and @SailusGebel?
Princest

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I thought it should be easy for Kureous to come up with a joke. After all, you only need to pull out a wand from the shelf and go "Kureous, very Kureous." Works like a charm, trust me.

Endeed