Depressing & Dad Jokes

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I don’t normally look into politics but I did today, and it was reeeally depressing. Irmakes me worry dearly.

Definitely regret it! Wildly uncolorful for the Stars to puppet my view to the politics!

So… time to turn my attention to something that may depress others, but will make me happy!

Let’s make Dad jokes!

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Why was a cat found killing all of the important side characters in its life with cookies?

Because it was the antagonist of Akame g- @Aaqil !
HAHA!

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Why did @HelloHound steal me?

Because she thought I was a Pup she could pet!

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Why did TheMonotonePuppet walk into the paint store?

Because she wanted some color.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Why did TheMonotonePuppet walk into the paint store?

Because she wanted some color.

*chuckles*

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Why does @Corty love playing basketball?
Because it is a Corty sport.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Could @Simple_Russian_Boi make good dad jokes?

I think so! Like the classic dad jokes, he really boi-s up my mood!
Hehe…

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Why does @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian hate dad jokes?
Because they always drag on.

 

[georgelee5786]

I cannot afford a Ford

ahem.

Where do evil wizards buy their groceries?

Spoiler

The volde-mart

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

And @Anon2024 doesn’t like them either because they really do just go on Anon!

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I cannot afford a Ford

ahem.

Where do evil wizards buy their groceries?

Spoiler

The volde-mart

*laughs*

 

[Deleted member 84247]

What do you call a flower?
A @Plantorsomething

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I would do dad jokes for @RepresentingEnvy , but they are so overdone that I will bloodgeon anyone who does them!!!

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Why did @TsumiHokiro cross the road?
To get to the other side.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Why did @TsumiHokiro cross the road?
To get to the other side.

*smiles widely*

 

[Deleted member 84247]

What do you call an average Hell dweller?
@Generic.Archdemon

 

[Deleted member 1244]

What do you call an average Hell dweller?
@Generic.Archdemon

What?

Oh!

 

[SRB]

Could @Simple_Russian_Boi make good dad jokes?

I think so! Like the classic dad jokes, he really boi-s up my mood!
Hehe…

We don't really have 'dad jokes' here. We have bearded jokes tho.

In prison, one criminal asks another.
"What got you here?"
"Just opened the window at work, I wanted to ventilate the room."
"That's it? Where did you work?"
"On a submarine."

 

[Deleted member 1244]

 

[Kureous]

Why does @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian hate dad jokes?
Because they always drag on.

Damn, that's good. Lemme brush up on my skills real quick...