Dark Humor

[NikkuNii]

Give me some dark humor jokes. The person who gets the most reactions gets a follow, I read one of their books, and they get another special prize. The deadline is 6:00 tomorrow.

 

[NikkuNii]

Give me some dark humor jokes. The one I like the most gets a follow, I read one of their books, and they get another special prize.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead children?

Spoiler: Answer lol

[/There's not a lamborghini in my garage]

 

[Mr.Grey-Cat]

you really do have a lot of free time. how sad. but if you are interested in dark humor, then try Reddit. there actually some good subs with that.
for example this one:

r/2meirl4meirl: when things get too real for meirl​

example of a post.

 

[GodlessEmperor]

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead children?

Spoiler: Answer lol

[/There's not a lamborghini in my garage]

I honestly hate these "jokes" they're trash.
Difference between those two? I'd have a harder time finding a real similarity. What dumb premise.
I also wanted to complain that this isn't a dark joke but that was mainly because I read 'chicken' instead of 'children', I guess this barely makes the cut?

Edit: subreddit is indeed a good idea for dark humor though, especially the comments that get the wholesome award

 

[NikkuNii]

I honestly hate these "jokes" they're trash.
Difference between those two? I'd have a harder time finding a real similarity. What dumb premise.
I also wanted to complain that this isn't a dark joke but that was mainly because I read 'chicken' instead of 'children', I guess this barely makes the cut?

"I like to eat children"

 

[GodlessEmperor]

"I like to eat children"

But you're not eating children though? If I ate children there wouldn't be a pile of them left. I'm not a wasteful asshole. Gotta eat it whole

 

[NikkuNii]

But you're not eating children though? If I ate children there wouldn't be a pile of them left. I'm not a wasteful asshole. Gotta eat it whole

I am the king of dark humor and everyone is proving me correct. Speaking of children, here goes another one:
How many dead children does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Spoiler: XD

[/Apparently more than seven cuz my basement is still pitch black]

 

[LimitBound]

Haha what's the difference between X and Y (Y is a bad thing).

I don't have X in location Z haha.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

Give me some dark humor jokes. The one I like the most gets a follow, I read one of their books, and they get another special prize.

>be me
>be visiting my Dad at the hospital
>noticing all the groaning patients
>turns off all the glowing beeping things and everyone starts sleeping better

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

I love dark humor, sadly; I suck at making them. And I don't feel like stealing some. :<

 

[NikkuNii]

>be me
>be visiting my Dad at the hospital
>noticing all the groaning patients
>turns off all the glowing beeping things and everyone starts sleeping better
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Best one so far...

 

[CupcakeNinja]

Best one so far...

neat. And i just thought that up in a second. Imagine what i could do with two

 

[Deleted member 58005]

Iraqi FPS players wondering if the gunfire came from outside

 

[LimitBound]

neat. And i just thought that up in a second. Imagine what i could do with two

I'll give you a minute

 

[Nneeil]

Give me some dark humor jokes. The person who gets the most reactions gets a follow, I read one of their books, and they get another special prize. The deadline is 6:00 tomorrow.

 

[NikkuNii]

It's the undertaker one for me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[CupcakeNinja]

I'll give you a minute

my mom while im at the store shopping for groceries
Mom: son, can you pick up some sausage?
Me, having waited twenty years for this moment: We have sausage at home.
The sausage at home

My sister:

my brother:

my dad:

 

[RepresentingCaution]

My husband liked to tell dead baby jokes in high school.

What's better than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees!

 

[NikkuNii]

My husband liked to tell dead baby jokes in high school.

What's better than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees!

God. I like dark humor, but holy fk

 

[CupcakeNinja]

God. I like dark humor, but holy fk

look on the bright side, at least it didn't die a virgin