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RepresentingCaution

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I mopped the floor while the kid was in the bathtub and told him stories. The kid came up with the title of the stories and asked me to tell him the stories. I think he was inspired by the "speedy story" in this show we watched last night:


The titles he wanted to hear were:
"Who Pinched My Penis?"
- I talked about going to a party and being the only person there not wearing underwear or pants
"Who Stole My Underwear?"
- I talked about finding all the underwear dirty in the laundry basket and having to wash it and dry it before going to the library
"Who Pinched My Scrotum?"
- I talked about going to a petting zoo and getting bitten by a goat who had never seen a human scrotum before because all the other humans wear underwear and pants.
 
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