[daily] taking out the trash

Rezcore

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Rolled over in bed (on light bed rest) popped vertebrae, sounded like machine gun, need tapestry to kill echo
 

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Watched a squirrel get run over. Fucker go back up and kept going. Be that kind of persistent
 

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Kid wanted to vacuum more, so I started cleaning the coffee maker I forgot existed, checked the "best by" date on the coffee, consulted the internet, and decided to make coffee. I forgot to brush the kid's hair and teeth before sending him to his grandparents.
 

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Kid wanted to vacuum more, so I started cleaning the coffee maker I forgot existed, checked the "best by" date on the coffee, consulted the internet, and decided to make coffee. I forgot to brush the kid's hair and teeth before sending him to his grandparents.
Not gonna lie, reading your adventures is a nice and funny way to pass time
 

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Set the kid up with puzzle. Started making guacamole. Kid came over to squish avocados with his hands. Washed kid's hands. Kid decided to cut the last avocado for me. He cut it at just the right angle to squeeze the seed out. Then, he squeezed out the avocado pulp. He also mentioned wanting to make face masks with it, but I insisted that this avocado was for eating. Kid insisted that I should use my hands to mash the avocado, so I did. Avocado got on the floor and on my toes. Kid put the handle of the knife in the bowl. I told the kid to help clean the floor. Kid refused, so I washed his hands and sent him back to his puzzle.
 
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