[daily] taking out the trash

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Washed small rug in bathtub because washing machine was full. Kid smashed playdough into rug despite being provided with play mat. I wanted to get it out before it dried. Kid then went and got himself muddy. I refused to let kid inside until I finished with the rug, then kid went straight into the bathtub.
 

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Did fun thing with washable markers where you draw on paper towel and then get the paper towel wet. The video showed someone spraying it in a baking pan, but we just put it in the bathtub instead.
 
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How many times must a mom wash down
Her toddler's pee in the tub?
How many times must she sit on the pot
Thinking all of these thoughts?
The answer, my friend, is peeing in the grass.
The answer is peeing in the grass.
 
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Put away loud, bangy metal food storage container that Husband thought would be a good idea.
 
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Cleaned pee off my shoes because I accidentally left them next to the toilet. Lectured Husband about how he needs to teach the kid to aim since the kid refuses to sit to pee ever since he saw Dada pee in a urinal ONE time even though Dada always sits to pee at home.
 
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