Dad Jokes

[sleepandeatallday]

Exactly what the title says! Tell me your worst or best dad jokes and I'd rate them out of a score of 10! Extra points for some dark humor added in!

 

[Bimbanana]

Im not an english speaker, but i teach my 7yo a little bit of english.

I told him if someone asked him "Do You Understand?",
He needs to answer with "I Stand Under You"

 

[NapLovingImmortal]

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.

 

[Bimbanana]

My dad was a sailor. Everytime he caught me sneaking in the house at 3AM,
He always shaking his head and say:

"Whale whale whale..."

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

 

[TASTYLEADPAINT]

Tell you my dad jokes? But all my good ones -

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

@Hans.Trondheim it's your time to shine.

 

[AggravatingLab]

I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Im not an english speaker, but i teach my 7yo a little bit of english.

I told him if someone asked him "Do You Understand?",
He needs to answer with "I Stand Under You"

Yess! 7/10!

That 7 year has the potential! You need to cultivate from the start!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.

5/10

Ever wondered how skeletons even stayed in place with no tendons or muscles or ligaments holding the bones together?

My dad was a sailor. Everytime he caught me sneaking in the house at 3AM,
He always shaking his head and say:

"Whale whale whale..."

5/10
....though I'm still confused? What did whale mean?

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8/10

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9/10
I am biased! It had the potential to get full marks but I hate chemistry with a burning passion! QAQ

I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.

4/10