Cool catchphrases

bulmabriefs144

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I enjoy parody.

So I'd fully try the "In A World Where..." followed by something that doesn't suit the serious tone at all.
 

TheEldritchGod

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"Get it off me!"
"You are like a comfortable rash. No matter how much I scratch, you never bleed."
"Every day is a holiday, every night the fourth of July and this is the best of all possible worlds because life is a miraculous thing... and If I say that enough times someday I might believe it."
"MY LIFE IS A LIE!" (usually shouted every time I wake up,)
"I pray to a god I do not believe in for a death that will not come."
"I miss you, but my aim will improve."
"Hey Lady, the sticky side goes against your panties. Thought if you knew, it might improve your mood."
"I will end you, your friends, your family, your co-workers, your pets, and anyone you ever passed on the street."
"You ever get the feeling your life is just a series of radial side quests?"
"What is all that blood for and how much of it is from someone I know?"
"You are the human equivalent of a popcorn shell stuck in my teeth. Not just any tooth, but you worked your way under the gum line, and now removing you from my life will cause a surprising amount of bleeding."
"Yes, I may have suggested she had density issues when I asked her not to eat me."
"If having sex with two girls is a threesome, and three girls is a foursome, now you know why everyone calls me handsome."
"Why yes, I'd like to learn how to astrally project, please don't demonstrate while we drive down the side of this mountain."
 
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