Confess Your Sins

[aimless]

Confess your sins, and I will bully you for them.

 

[Deleted member 57675]

Procrastination.

 

[sam9501]

Confess your sins, and I will bully you for them.

When I was in 1st or 2nd grade I played with these little triangles at school. There were two different colors and I would pretend they would fight each other. When it was time to go home, I still wanted to play, so I stole a couple of them. I never told my parents.

 

[Agentt]

Confess your sins, and I will bully you for them.

Masochism

When I was in 1st or 2nd grade I played with these little triangles at school. There were two different colors and I would pretend they would fight each other. When it was time to go home, I still wanted to play, so I stole a couple of them. I never told my parents.

God, imagine going to hell for that

 

[Minx]

Procrastination.

+1

 

[DarkeReises]

Emotionally abusing multiple members of the female gender and stirring up drama.

 

[autumnveir]

Midnight snacking

 

[NotaNuffian]

Procrastination.

+2

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

-I once stabbed a kid in the eye in kindergarten

-I beat up a girl in elementary

-I gave a kid brain concussion with a giant rock.

- I started an illegal Boxing matches at 8

-I watched porn when I was 8

-I became a dense Harem protagonist at 8

- I once started a school riot at 8

-I made a teacher quit when I was 8

- I once pulled all the girl's pants at 8

- Me and my classmates started a school wars at 8

-I fell in love with my cousin at 9

-I started lying when I was 16

-I joined NUF at 16

- And I kinda stop going to church at 21

So, I think thats about it for the sins I committed. I might had forgotten some of them since I don't know which age I did it(probably 8).

 

[Erysion]

I made my mother shed tears.

 

[Jailbreak571]

I ate the leftover cookies. And I don't regret it.

 

[aimless]

-I once stabbed a kid in the eye in kindergarten

-I beat up a girl in elementary

-I gave a kid brain concussion with a giant rock.

- I started an illegal Boxing matches at 8

-I watched porn when I was 8

-I became a dense Harem protagonist at 8

- I once started a school riot at 8

-I made a teacher quit when I was 8

- I once pulled all the girl's pants at 8

- Me and my classmates started a school wars at 8

-I fell in love with my cousin at 9

-I started lying when I was 16

-I joined NUF at 16

- And I kinda stop going to church at 21

So, I think thats about it for the sins I committed. I might had forgotten some of them since I don't know which age I did it(probably 8).

I don’t even know what to say..

I made my mother shed tears.

Unless it was for a good reason, I will proceed to bully you everywhere I see you

I ate the leftover cookies. And I don't regret it.

You are forgiven.

Emotionally abusing multiple members of the female gender and stirring up drama.

did it start because you were trying to defend your anime body pillows as real people

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

I don’t even know what to say..

Okay. I might have exaggerated about the school riot as it only happened in my classroom(it became a legend that every glass I was in, it turns into chaos) and the school wars was just us arguing who had the best girls in our school or just playing games like how animes make school tournaments and suchs.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Confess your sins, and I will bully you for them.

I killed people with kindness.

Spoiler: Spoiler

This is my kitchen knife, 'Kindness', btw.

And I also paid for WinRAR after 40 days.

 

[Yairy]

I used Internet Explorer and searched something on Bing a while back.

 

[PeacefulMyst]

I watched porn when I was 7

I beat up a girl in 5th grade with a steel bottle

And uhh yeah that's all i remember

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Gluttony.

 

[Erysion]

Unless it was for a good reason, I will proceed to bully you everywhere I see you

I did my best to prevent that, but she insisted to cut the onions.

 

[Chaos_Sinner777]

*Stares at own username* . . . Oh dear. Well, let's keep it simple. From a religious person's pov, Blasphemy, Sacrilege, and Heresy! Yep, all of em. Oh, and Apostasy! Definitely that one!

 

[Jailbreak571]

Okay, here's my real confession.

First grade: almost cut an upperclassman's finger. (Don't ask how)
Second grade: I pooped my pants... Three times. And also breaking the guard's rules.
Third grade: I kicked some random guys nuts. Safe to say that he almost died of pain and I almost died from anxiety.
Fourth grade: slashed someone with a pencil in the chest and beat the shit out of a random bully.
Fifth grade: broke a glass in a classroom and then ran away from the crime scene.
Sixth grade: pretty chill in this grade. I just learned about the other gender and why males are aroused by them.

Don't ask me about my middle school days.