Choosing Christmas Presents

[Woolen_Monkey]

When get someone a gift or a present I like to get them the most random think I can find. Like I got my friend a taxidermy rat taking a bath for his birthday. I need help finding things for Christmas. Please send the most unhinged or just abnormal things you can find. Thank you! ♪⁠～⁠(⁠´⁠ε⁠｀⁠ ⁠)(⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠♪┌⁠(⁠・⁠。⁠・⁠)⁠┘⁠♪♪⁠ヽ⁠(⁠･⁠ˇ⁠∀⁠ˇ⁠･⁠ゞ⁠)⁽⁠⁽⁠◝⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠௰⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠◜⁠⁾⁠⁾₍⁠₍⁠◞⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠௰⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠◟⁠₎⁠₎⁽⁠⁽⁠ଘ⁠(⁠ ⁠ˊ⁠ᵕ⁠ˋ⁠ ⁠)⁠ଓ⁠⁾⁠⁾₍⁠₍⁠ ⁠◝⁠(⁠　ﾟ⁠∀⁠ ﾟ⁠ ⁠)⁠◟⁠ ⁠⁾⁠⁾\⁠(⁠ϋ⁠)⁠/⁠♩♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪└⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┐⁠♪♪⁠ ⁠\⁠(⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠\⁠ ⁠)(⁠ ⁠/⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠)⁠/⁠♪⁠♪(⁠＾⁠∇⁠＾⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♪ヾ⁠(⁠ ͝⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ͡⁠°⁠)⁠ノ⁠♪\⁠(⁠๑⁠╹⁠◡⁠╹⁠๑⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♬(⁠*⁠ﾉ⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♫┌⁠|⁠o⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠o⁠|⁠┘⁠♪┏⁠(⁠＾⁠0⁠＾⁠)⁠┛┌⁠(⁠★⁠ｏ⁠☆⁠)⁠┘

 

[Empress_Omnii]

Like I got my friend a taxidermy rat taking a bath for his birthday.

What does this mean?

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

What does this mean?

I bought him a Taxidermied Rat that was taking a bath... Then gave it to him in school in front of everyone.

 

[TreasureHouse]

Bacon Soap
Talking Fish
book: "How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives"
Nature's Dicks Calendar
tshirt from a non-English speaking country with random English words on it
bag of (gummy) dicks
Squatty Potty
Adult Coloring books
barrett srss 30mm
Desert Eagle 50 AE Golden Tiger Stripe with muzzle brake

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Bacon Soap
Talking Fish
book: "How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives"
Nature's Dicks Calendar
tshirt from a non-English speaking country with random English words on it
bag of (gummy) dicks
Squatty Potty
Adult Coloring books
barrett srss 30mm
Desert Eagle 50 AE Golden Tiger Stripe with muzzle brake

Amazing

 

[InBetweenRealms]

Just give him a kiss; I guarantee you'll see an expression on his face that shows how abnormal what you did was. Then, you can increase the level of discomfort and give him other things. Just don't go overboard—it could end your relationship.
Or who knows? You might discover new horizons. Damn, what am I even saying? I think I’m losing my mind.

 

[Rezcore]

Give him a positive pregnancy test and act shy and happy. I'm assuming you're a dude, if you're a chick please don't, it's traumatic

 

[Sayu]

carton of shibako

 

[georgelee5786]

a catalytic converter

 

[ThrillingHuman]

A vhs tape with some old movie on it. No vhs player though. Or a vinyl disk with some music from like the 50s. Or a floppy disk with a retro game. Though nowadays even a cd would do.
Oh! You could buy your friend licenced win rar.

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

The Official Lunar Registry ? #OfficialMoon

Welcome To The Moon! The most unforgettable gift on Earth … is no longer from Earth! Name an actual piece of the Moon after someone you love. A beautiful and symbolic keepsake direct from the Moon!

lunarregistry.com

 

[ThisAdamGuy]

Got my brother in law a box of exploding reindeer poop. Then, because I knew I'd get disowned if that's all I got him, I hid a gift card inside it.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

It has a hinge, so I don't think you could technically call it unhinged, but I'm going to give one of these to my husband:

Also, on a more practical note, this book is a great read and extremely helpful:
Hunt, Gather, Parent: What Ancient Cultures Can Teach Us About the Lost Art of Raising Happy, Helpful Little Humans: Doucleff, Michaeleen: 9781982149680: Amazon.com: Books
Also a great read and extremely helpful:
Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent: Meredith F. Small: 9780385483629: Amazon.com: Books

 

[John_Owl]

Check vat19. They've got a TON of random and weird things on there.

 

[BigBadBoi]

Skibidi toilet merch. Watch them have an existential crisis trying to process the existence of a skibidi toilet plushy.

 

[KingofPizza]

Coffee is my go-to gift for birthdays and Christmas. Especially some hipster coffees with quirky, millennial Californian chic-inspired flavors made with beans grown in a country my family totally went on vacation to last winter.

 

[Corty]

 

[RedMuffin]