Choosing Christmas Presents

Woolen_Monkey

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When get someone a gift or a present I like to get them the most random think I can find. Like I got my friend a taxidermy rat taking a bath for his birthday. I need help finding things for Christmas. Please send the most unhinged or just abnormal things you can find. Thank you! ♪⁠~⁠(⁠´⁠ε⁠`⁠ ⁠)(⁠^⁠3⁠^⁠♪┌⁠(⁠・⁠。⁠・⁠)⁠┘⁠♪♪⁠ヽ⁠(⁠・⁠ˇ⁠∀⁠ˇ⁠・⁠ゞ⁠)⁽⁠⁽⁠◝⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠௰⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠◜⁠⁾⁠⁾₍⁠₍⁠◞⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠௰⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠◟⁠₎⁠₎⁽⁠⁽⁠ଘ⁠(⁠ ⁠ˊ⁠ᵕ⁠ˋ⁠ ⁠)⁠ଓ⁠⁾⁠⁾₍⁠₍⁠ ⁠◝⁠(⁠ ゚⁠∀⁠ ゚⁠ ⁠)⁠◟⁠ ⁠⁾⁠⁾\⁠(⁠ϋ⁠)⁠/⁠♩♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪└⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┐⁠♪♪⁠ ⁠\⁠(⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠\⁠ ⁠)(⁠ ⁠/⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠)⁠/⁠♪⁠♪(⁠^⁠∇⁠^⁠)⁠ノ⁠♪ヾ⁠(⁠ ͝⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ͡⁠°⁠)⁠ノ⁠♪\⁠(⁠๑⁠╹⁠◡⁠╹⁠๑⁠)⁠ノ⁠♬(⁠*⁠ノ⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠)⁠ノ⁠♫┌⁠|⁠o⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠o⁠|⁠┘⁠♪┏⁠(⁠^⁠0⁠^⁠)⁠┛┌⁠(⁠★⁠o⁠☆⁠)⁠┘
 

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Nature's Dicks Calendar
tshirt from a non-English speaking country with random English words on it
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Woolen_Monkey

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Bacon Soap
Talking Fish
book: "How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives"
Nature's Dicks Calendar
tshirt from a non-English speaking country with random English words on it
bag of (gummy) dicks
Squatty Potty
Adult Coloring books
barrett srss 30mm
Desert Eagle 50 AE Golden Tiger Stripe with muzzle brake
Amazing
 
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Just give him a kiss; I guarantee you'll see an expression on his face that shows how abnormal what you did was. Then, you can increase the level of discomfort and give him other things. Just don't go overboard—it could end your relationship.
Or who knows? You might discover new horizons. Damn, what am I even saying? I think I’m losing my mind.

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ThrillingHuman

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A vhs tape with some old movie on it. No vhs player though. Or a vinyl disk with some music from like the 50s. Or a floppy disk with a retro game. Though nowadays even a cd would do.
Oh! You could buy your friend licenced win rar.
 
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RepresentingCaution

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It has a hinge, so I don't think you could technically call it unhinged, but I'm going to give one of these to my husband:

Also, on a more practical note, this book is a great read and extremely helpful:
Hunt, Gather, Parent: What Ancient Cultures Can Teach Us About the Lost Art of Raising Happy, Helpful Little Humans: Doucleff, Michaeleen: 9781982149680: Amazon.com: Books
Also a great read and extremely helpful:
Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent: Meredith F. Small: 9780385483629: Amazon.com: Books
 
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John_Owl

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Check vat19. They've got a TON of random and weird things on there.
 

BigBadBoi

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Skibidi toilet merch. Watch them have an existential crisis trying to process the existence of a skibidi toilet plushy.
 

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Coffee is my go-to gift for birthdays and Christmas. Especially some hipster coffees with quirky, millennial Californian chic-inspired flavors made with beans grown in a country my family totally went on vacation to last winter.
 
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