Cartoonishly "evil"

[greyblob]

?

he's not here anymore ?

 

[RepresentingWrath]

he's not here anymore ?

He is in our hearts. ? ?

 

[2wordsperminute]

"One more thing. About the dog... What? No, don't shoot it! Take it to the vet, we need it healthy to pin the murder on it."

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Thanks everyone. This helps.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

"You had a nice dog, I'm sure its rabies test will be negative."

Too soon.
You win.

 

[Gray_Mann]

If you are going to liberate Canada, rename it Northern Montana.

It's not called that already? Weird. My apologies.

Although......Northern Wyoming is also a sufficient name.

Realistically speaking....you could just rename the whole thing to the Republic of Quebec, and two-thirds of the country would have a collective mental-breakdown.