Cannibalism

[Jet]

Heard that bums are pretty close to pig butt. Not sure if that's right, but sounds like one of the potentially tastiest options. Sorry

Well, like I said, I base it on Albert Fish's reviews. Since he was a real life cannibal who had eaten multiple people whole while writing down his experiences. He considered the ass cheeks and tongue the most tasty.
Maybe some other cannibals preferred the belly. I just trust that guy's expertise, as he is generally the most famous and cited among this field's chefs.

 

[TsumiHokiro]

You assume I am not already well done enough to survive a little combustion. No, I am perfectly fine with a little more fire. I already breathe it.

Edit: The word you should have used was detonation, not combustion. Combustion is not as explosive.

Would you survive fission?

 

[Rhaps]

I want to hear them! Please! Please!

@Seaspecter
This is the list of pioritized target:
1. 6 months pregnant woman, they are well into their pregnancy and had comsumed a lot of nuritions, plus they are easy target and the fetus is a sack of nutrition.

2. Average men, men who don't usually workout but maintain a well-balanced diet, they won't be hard to hunt down.

3. Average women, the reason is similar to 2, but they don't provide much nutrition.

4. Children, they are easy to hunt, as proven time and time again, and their meat is tender and provide enough nutrition to make up for a hunt.

5. Overweight people, number one reason: a lot of fat, too much fat consumed would affect you negatively so best to extract the fat to use as oil to cook and make candles than to eat.

6. Bodybuilders and athletes, it will take effort to hunt them, and though they might provide a lot of protein, you will burn more energy in the progress than what you will gain.

6. Old people, they don't provide enough nutrition even if they are easy to hunt, plus you have to account for the diseases they have.

7. Queers, too annoying to hunt, better off as hunted animals.

The factors I used to decide are nutrition, how easy they are to hunt, and how common they are.

I would recommend avoid eating brains, as they are easy to pass on brain diseases.

 

[MintiLime]

We are all learning so much, everyone! Aren't you glad I started this super educational poll? A double class of anatomy and cuisine like no other. We should try to break into private education now. We just need @MintiLime to help us with her medical experience!

Lord help us all.

Eyeball. I choose eyeball. It’s small and jellylike. Over quickly and I can pretend it’s a Halloween treat. I could also probably dissolve it.

The fang is a trap. You won’t be able to chew through it as a human, and it’s sharp enough to cut your stomach. Same with the blood being a trap. The amount of blood is too great, and once it coagulates or dries it will be a nightmare.

Avoid areas with high amounts of cartilage, such as the ear or nose.

The brain should always be avoided at all costs, due to the prions and Mad Cow Disease.

Pretty much any of the muscle would be safe, but I would not want to be subjected to such an experience. The bone could be boiled down for soup and the marrow could be scooped out and eaten. Crunching through the thing itself would be hard though.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Would you survive fission?

Considering you are not precise with your word choice, I will point out that biological bodies are going through fission constantly.
That and environmental radiation is present normally as well.

 

[TsumiHokiro]

Considering you are not precise with your word choice, I will point out that biological bodies are going through fission constantly.
That and environmental radiation is present as well.

A smart way to say you would not survive and can survive.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Lord help us all.

Eyeball. I choose eyeball. It’s small and jellylike. Over quickly and I can pretend it’s a Halloween treat. I could also probably dissolve it.

The fang is a trap. You won’t be able to chew through it as a human, and it’s sharp enough to cut your stomach. Same with the blood being a trap. The amount of blood is too great, and once it coagulates or dries it will be a nightmare.

Avoid areas with high amounts of cartilage, such as the ear or nose.

The brain should always be avoided at all costs, due to the prions and Mad Cow Disease.

Pretty much any of the muscle would be safe, but I would not want to be subjected to such an experience. The bone could be boiled down for soup and the marrow could be scooped out and eaten. Crunching through the thing itself would be hard though.

There is only the Stars' everwatchful eyes here... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA!!!
The blood and fangs are definitely traps! Glad you caught them! Eyeball would probably be easiest for sure. I forgot that was my first choice. Did I make it so I could change my choice? I'll have to see.

Yeah. High cartilage areas don't sound too fun. Chewy and lacking in nutrition.

So.... don't become the next zombie.

Thank you for all your much needed help for Puppet Inc.'s chef class! Hehehehe...

 

[Seaspecter]

@Seaspecter
This is the list of pioritized target:
1. 6 months pregnant woman, they are well into their pregnancy and had comsumed a lot of nuritions, plus they are easy target and the fetus is a sack of nutrition.

2. Average men, men who don't usually workout but maintain a well-balanced diet, they won't be hard to hunt down.

3. Average women, the reason is similar to 2, but they don't provide much nutrition.

4. Children, they are easy to hunt, as proven time and time again, and their meat is tender and provide enough nutrition to make up for a hunt.

5. Overweight people, number one reason: a lot of fat, too much fat consumed would affect you negatively so best to extract the fat to use as oil to cook and make candles than to eat.

6. Bodybuilders and athletes, it will take effort to hunt them, and though they might provide a lot of protein, you will burn more energy in the progress than what you will gain.

6. Old people, they don't provide enough nutrition even if they are easy to hunt, plus you have to account for the diseases they have.

7. Queers, too annoying to hunt, better off as hunted animals.

The factors I used to decide are nutrition, how easy they are to hunt, and how common they are.

I would recommend avoid eating brains, as they are easy to pass on brain diseases.

I never thought being fat and taking a handful of pills every day would make me safer.

 

[Rhaps]

I never thought being fat and taking a handful of pills every day would make me safer.

You would be a wonderful candle tho :)

 

[Seaspecter]

You would be a wonderful candle tho :)

Whale oil!

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

@Jrar explain please! Why did you choose booba?
@IshiharaNiaoka I want to hear your logic too, please! A glutton for skin, hmm? Big fan of fried chicken skin? I've tried the fried chicken skin snack bag, but they are only slightly better than popcorn.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

I'll let you in on a little eldritch ecology.

Each one of my eyes is someone I ate.

That's right, each eye is a different self-aware being added into the horrifying gestalt that is Me. Every once in a while one of me buds off and runs around. I try to eat them right away, but sometimes they escape. It's fine. They'll show up again, sooner or later. Usually, they eat quite a bit while they are out and about. A few times they came back with the intent of eating me. The funny thing is, they don't understand that it doesn't matter who eats who. The result is the same.

Am I the one who returned triumphantly to devourer my progenitor, or am I the one who successfully squelched that rebellious upstart? Someone subsumed someone, after all. But does it matter? Not really. We all do it. We all consume the memes put before us.

This very post is an idea. It will work its way into your head. It will squirm about and either you will digest it, or it will consume you, like all thoughts do. It wasn't a part of you before you clicked on this link, and now it is. You are forever changed, even if it is only by a microscopic degree. You will reject some thoughts and embrace others. You will grow, change, thrive, or fall. Either this thought works with your past thoughts, or it doesn't.

And you do it all the time. Like a whale moving through the ocean scooping up plankton and slaughtering them by the millions, so too you sift through the murky abyss that is the internet, straining out that which you need to grow. There is a reason I call my eyes both sensory organ and MAW.

You're a collection of thoughts, devouring thoughts.

You are all cannibals, you just don't know it.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I'll let you in on a little eldritch ecology.

Each one of my eyes is someone I ate.

That's right, each eye is a different self-aware being added into the horrifying gestalt that is Me. Every once in a while one of me buds off and runs around. I try to eat them right away, but sometimes they escape. It's fine. They'll show up again, sooner or later. Usually, they eat quite a bit while they are out and about. A few times they came back with the intent of eating me. The funny thing is, they don't understand that it doesn't matter who eats who. The result is the same.

Am I the one who returned triumphantly to devourer my progenitor, or am I the one who successfully squelched that rebellious upstart? Someone subsumed someone, after all. But does it matter? Not really. We all do it. We all consume the memes put before us.

This very post is an idea. It will work its way into your head. It will squirm about and either you will digest it, or it will consume you, like all thoughts do. It wasn't a part of you before you clicked on this link, and now it is. You are forever changed, even if it is only by a microscopic degree. You will reject some thoughts and embrace others. You will grow, change, thrive, or fall. Either this thought works with your past thoughts, or it doesn't.

And you do it all the time. Like a whale moving through the ocean scooping up plankton and slaughtering them by the millions, so too you sift through the murky abyss that is the internet, straining out that which you need to grow. There is a reason I call my eyes both sensory organ and MAW.

You're a collection of thoughts, devouring thoughts.

You are all cannibals, you just don't know it.

I enjoyed this perspective! Fleshed out something I didn't quite perfect, philosophy-wise. Thank you for your enlightenment, oh Eldritch God.

 

[J_Chemist]

Booty 'cause I'm a warrior.​

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Booty 'cause I'm a warrior.​

Sorry buddy. You got no ass any of the three ways.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Heart, one of the best parts.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Heart, one of the best parts.

Guess no one is going to say that monkey doesn't have a lot of heart.

 

[BouncyCactus]

Waste not, want not. I would eat all! Save for a few organs that can be used for something else. If I have to resources to cannibalism, then that means most other resources are also lacking. Keep the hair to make twines and ropes. Bones can be used for a myriad of things. The brain can be tasty, and so is skin, but I can make some tanned leather with them for a sack, or pouches, or protective (Every animal carried just enough brain matter to tan themselves, except for cattle), and human brain are some of the largest, proportional wise. The stomach can be used to make pouches, waterskins, and other items too.

My first meal, tho, would be the belly, butts and thigh, ribs. Boobs can be used to make wax and fats for oil and candles.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Waste not, want not. I would eat all! Save for a few organs that can be used for something else. If I have to resources to cannibalism, then that means most other resources are also lacking. Keep the hair to make twines and ropes. Bones can be used for a myriad of things. The brain can be tasty, and so is skin, but I can make some tanned leather with them for a sack, or pouches, or protective (Every animal carried just enough brain matter to tan themselves, except for cattle), and human brain are some of the largest, proportional wise. The stomach can be used to make pouches, waterskins, and other items too.

My first meal, tho, would be the belly, butts and thigh, ribs. Boobs can be used to make wax and fats for oil and candles.

So are you using the heart if not... A monkey is always in need. ?

 

[BouncyCactus]

So are you using the heart if not... A monkey is always in need. ?

Oh, how could I forget! Hearts are some of the fastest! That and the tongue too!

But I supposed I could share some...for something of equivalent value