Can you make a strawman argument for an issue that doesn't exist?

[Fox-Trot-9]

Don't we already 'dye' the toilet paper after wiping our assholes with it?

 

[Kilolo]

seriously, can't you people here communicate like a proper human being?

 

[J_Chemist]

Big fan of the "no" response to this one, dog.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Everyone needs to have floors made of hard tile. Wall-to-wall carpet is for wimps who are afraid to puke on their floors because it's too hard to clean up.

 

[WeissBlatt]

I would rather make a snowman. I have only seen snow once in my life. No, I don't know what's the point of this post.

 

[Gryphon]

seriously, can't you people here communicate like a proper human being?

I would like to sufficiently say that I can appropriately express myself in the manner of speak acquired by being a part of the human species. However, for no alternative pleasing solution to the current means, I just choose to speak how I mean because the idea of speaking normally bores me. I despise the idea that my manner of speak can just seem monotonous, and it pleases me to no end when the vocabulary I spout enhances the confusion of the receiver.

Translation: I'm a pretentious prick. And not even a good one.

 

[judojimmy]

There are two types of people, those that want to discuss a topic and those that would rather find ways to put down the person they are talking to.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

seriously, can't you people here communicate like a proper human being?

communicating with humans? pfff, more like vominicating.

 

[InceTagn]

Crazy and strange. Why do you people write using words instead of numbers as if you were uncivilized Huber