Can you kill an mosquito while it's flying with your bare hands?

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Spray them with hairspray or bleach first. They'll drop, then you can stomp.
But that would mean posioning the air I'm also breathing in. I want to take just the mosquitoes down, not go down with them.
 
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ConansWitchBaby

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Random mosquito thread, random mosquito help:

If you are being bothered by one in the middle of the night and not a psychopath that will spend an hour hunting it down rather than sleep, get a towel. Once you hear it buzz next to your ear just carpet your face and surrounding area with it. Their stupid little wings and legs will crumple, and they will be left at deaths door from the weight. Not really. You need to grind the towel to make sure it gets quartered.
 

RavenRunes

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Starting to feel sorry for the bugs. I only kills flies. We don't really have mozzies. Got a lot of irritating other shit though.
 

BenJepheneT

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My step dad would give me a single cent for every flying bug I killed in the house with my hands and he would give me a dollar every time I caught one alive in my hand. It was great practice. I even managed to catch a dragonfly with a pair of chopsticks. Though I never expect to be able to do it again since it was an accident.
Paul's piss stream could probably snipe Amazonian flies from his hilltop terrace in Sao Paulo
 
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