But what about Sexual Diseases!?

xuduxixi

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There's already armor, weapon, and dragons but what about fantasy sexual diseases!(or diseases in general)

My favorite is one where your schlong explodes to pieces and magic nor potions couldn't heal it. (Evil Lord of Intergalactic Empire)
 

Zinless

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There's already armor, weapon, and dragons but what about fantasy sexual diseases!(or diseases in general)

My favorite is one where your schlong explodes to pieces and magic nor potions couldn't heal it. (Evil Lord of Intergalactic Empire)
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Poor Peter.
 

NotaNuffian

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There's already armor, weapon, and dragons but what about fantasy sexual diseases!(or diseases in general)

My favorite is one where your schlong explodes to pieces and magic nor potions couldn't heal it. (Evil Lord of Intergalactic Empire)
Nah, penile prosthetics and augments will be the first thing to be funded.

I recalled a joke about penile augments where the guy can increase the pleasure of his cock and balls up until infinity. But then he forgets that pleasure uses the same receptors as pain and got his little johnny smashed to bits. In that moment he instantly died, an autopsy later shown that all the nerves in his body scrunched into a ball and torn themselves apart.
 
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