"Yes, my name is Captain James Coo-er...I mean, Smith, Smith, James Smith!" ?
"You, uh, hesitated there..."
"No, no, it's nothing, I coughed a bit there, that's all."
"Really? Because it sounded like you were going to say something else."
"No, I wasn't, honest."
"It sounded like C-something."
"It was a cough, I tell you!"
"I dunno...seems kind of sus to us. Not sure we can trust you white men fully yet..."