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Prince_Azmiran_Myrian

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Alski

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He could say, "Okay, look, you fucked up. I get it. You're still new here, getting used to Earth and all, so I can overlook this. Look, just don't listen to the fucking snake anymore, alright?" He waves a hand. *poof* "There. I made a shrub right over there. Don't touch it or I'll kill you."
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God flat out confuses me at times. The whole creation crap just irks me.
They touch one apple/fig from one tree, and they've doomed their species?
Give me a break.
Why didn't God just give them a second chance?
He could say, "Okay, look, you fucked up. I get it. You're still new here, getting used to Earth and all, so I can overlook this. Look, just don't listen to the fucking snake anymore, alright?" He waves a hand. *poof* "There. I made a shrub right over there. Don't touch it or I'll kill you."
Basically it is a commentary that disobedience is human nature.

The snake (evil thought) tempted Eve (the woman) first and then she led Adam (the man) astray... I feel that the author is a man.
 

AnonUnlimited

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God flat out confuses me at times. The whole creation crap just irks me.
They touch one apple/fig from one tree, and they've doomed their species?
Give me a break.
Why didn't God just give them a second chance?
He could say, "Okay, look, you fucked up. I get it. You're still new here, getting used to Earth and all, so I can overlook this. Look, just don't listen to the fucking snake anymore, alright?" He waves a hand. *poof* "There. I made a shrub right over there. Don't touch it or I'll kill you."
There is a lot of misinformation out there about the reason behind sin, and technically we have more than a second chance, it's just our very nature right now is one very difficult to stay away from sin.

Anyway, no religious talk here, I don't want the meme thread to be locked.
 
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