Bizarre Memes Thread

[Alski]

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Are you interested in joining my cheese adjacent cult instead?

 

[Dec]

Are you interested in joining my cheese adjacent cult instead?

How about pizza-based cult membership?

 

[Alski]

How about pizza-based cult membership?

Im already part of the pastafarians. you can have @Chill_guy.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Im already part of the pastafarians. you can have @Chill_guy.

Are you a pirate by trade and wear the colender?

 

[Alski]

Are you a pirate by trade and wear the colender?

Im not in to religious head attire.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Im not in to religious head attire.

Then you are a false pastafarian. Piracy is a requirement and the colender necessary for religious ceremonies, including but not limited to, making Italian food, boating, fishing, basketball, and protesting the French.

 

[Dec]

and protesting the French

Ritualistic breaking of spaghetti before boiling it? No, that's Italians...
Placing a pineapple on pizza? Nah, also Italians...
Oh! By releasing anti-inflatable frogs?

 

[SRB]

Ritualistic breaking of spaghetti before boiling it? No, that's Italians...
Placing a pineapple on pizza? Nah, also Italians...
Oh! By releasing anti-inflatable frogs?

By making them work.

 

[Alski]

Then you are a false pastafarian. Piracy is a requirement and the colender necessary for religious ceremonies, including but not limited to, making Italian food, boating, fishing, basketball, and protesting the French.

This is why you will never make it in my cult. Almost everything in that post runs counter to a good pastafarian.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Ritualistic breaking of spaghetti before boiling it? No, that's Italians...
Placing a pineapple on pizza? Nah, also Italians...
Oh! By releasing anti-inflatable frogs?

Call all wine champagne while drinking it out of the wrong glass.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

This is why you will never make it in my cult. Almost everything in that post runs counter to a good pastafarian.

Join Us - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

www.spaghettimonster.org

How to Become a Pastafarian: 13 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow

Pastafarianism is the world's fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. Pastafarians worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), an omnipotent deity that the church does not necessarily believe to actually exist. Outsiders call the...

www.wikihow.com

Wrong. All of those are requirements for being a good pastafarian according to their official website and wiki how page.

 

[Dec]

 

[Alski]

Join Us - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

www.spaghettimonster.org

How to Become a Pastafarian: 13 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow

Pastafarianism is the world's fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. Pastafarians worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), an omnipotent deity that the church does not necessarily believe to actually exist. Outsiders call the...

www.wikihow.com

Wrong. All of those are requirements for being a good pastafarian according to their official website and wiki how page.

Nothing in there comfirmed your original statement.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Nothing in there comfirmed your original statement.

Being a pirate by trade and wearing the colender?

 

[Alski]

Being a pirate by trade and wearing the colender?

Piracy is not a requirement, they are objects of reverence. The colander has symbolic importance, but again its not a requirement.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Piracy is not a requirement, they are objects of reverence. The colander has symbolic importance, but again its not a requirement.

I had always been told that piracy was required but I only ever met one person who truly claimed to be pastafarian so.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

 

[Seaspecter]