Beware of Alice.

[Inedible]

This is Alice. Despite what her appearance might lead on, she's anything but an innocent little girl. For the past forty years she has ruled the cocaine underworld, puppeteering the world leaders with her sticky mayo fingers. She is indefinitely on the FBI's Most Wanted. She currently attends a kindergarten taking the identity of a forty year old divorced math teacher in North Dakota, her exact motives are currently unknown. If you see her, it is strongly adviced you don't approach her nor attempt to report her to the authorities.

 

[Aaqil]

@AliceShiki You teach maths?! :O

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Good job, Alice.

 

[Zakuro]

indefinitely

indefinitely

 

[AnonUnlimited]

She bashfully stabs people.

 

[immortal1daoist]

Wait, what.
when did scribble hub have criminals

 

[BenJepheneT]

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This is Alice. Despite what her appearance might lead on, she's anything but an innocent little girl. For the past forty years she has ruled the cocaine underworld, puppeteering the world leaders with her sticky mayo fingers. She is indefinitely on the FBI's Most Wanted. She currently attends a kindergarten taking the identity of a forty year old divorced math teacher in North Dakota, her exact motives are currently unknown. If you see her, it is strongly adviced you don't approach her nor attempt to report her to the authorities.

after compiling various interviews and sources, we were able to create a facial reconstruction of the subject.

if you see anyone of similar appearance or build, do not hesitate to report them to the authorities.

stay safe, everyone

 

[minionlover]

indefinitely

Why do you keep quoting words that end with ly? I don't get it.

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

Older-than-you-think loli-incognita underworld boss! Nice!

 

[AliceShiki]

@AliceShiki You teach maths?! :O

No, I dropped out of history uni. I wanted to be a history teacher, not math teacher.

And I'm 26, not 40. Wrong Alice.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

And I'm 26, not 40. Wrong Alice.

Uh... but you feel like you're 40... based on the way you do things... but the way someone types doesn't reflect their age.

 

[AliceShiki]

Uh... but you feel like you're 40... based on the way you do things... but the way someone types doesn't reflect their age.

 

[CarburetorThompson]

I become Alice, responder to bug reports.

 

[AliceShiki]

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I become Alice, responder to bug reports.

 

[tiaf]

Why do you keep quoting words that end with ly? I don't get it.

because carefully

 

[Carefully]

carefully

Carefully.

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

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I become Alice, responder to bug reports.

You have violated my eyes!

 

[immortal1daoist]

I am suspicious of senior AliceShikki

 

[AliceShiki]

I am suspicious of senior AliceShikki

Oh, good, not me then. Suspect that evil Shikki all you want~

 

[immortal1daoist]

senior do you know who is the evil shikki?
please tell me, senior