Best of the worst lines you've ever written

[Representing_Tromba]

Now, we all have written some lines that we think were stupid or wrong when we look back on them. Those aren't the ones I want. The ones I want to see are the lines that made you reread it and caused you to question why. Some examples include, but are not limited to:

"He knew what he needed to do; and no, he didn't do any of that. Instead, he went home."

"The majestic mountains in the distance took up most of our view as it was taller than the mountain range behind it."

"Biting her eyes shut."

"'What is a MILF, and why do you keep describing my mother as one?" The child asked moments after receiving my memories" I'm keeping this one.

"He thought for a few seconds, caressing his disturbingly shiny chin."

and my personal favorite, "... but this wasn't hell, it was the lower intestine of the universe where apparently world conquering deities like to get high."

Anyways, I want to know the best of the worst lines you've ever written.

 

[georgelee5786]

"He was uncannily charismatic," I still think that sentence is fine. My brother, however, thinks it is the dumbest thing I've ever written.

 

[TheSpiritInMe]

That's the first time I've heard the phrase "Biting her eyes shut." and that made me ROLF
Unfortunately I can't think of one from the top of my head, but while translating my story from my native language Google Translate often have a far off meaning which make me crack up. Waiting for more responses on this thread because the topic is gold

 

[CupcakeNinja]

Now, we all have written some lines that we think were stupid or wrong when we look back on them. Those aren't the ones I want. The ones I want to see are the lines that made you reread it and caused you to question why. Some examples include, but are not limited to:

"He knew what he needed to do; and no, he didn't do any of that. Instead, he went home."

"The majestic mountains in the distance took up most of our view as it was taller than the mountain range behind it."

"Biting her eyes shut."

"'What is a MILF, and why do you keep describing my mother as one?" The child asked moments after receiving my memories"

and my personal favorite, "... but this wasn't hell, it was the lower intestine of the universe where apparently world conquering deities like to get high."

Anyways, I want to know the best of the worst lines you've ever written.

Tbh I can't remember. Sure I have some, but, far as I can tell right now I write nothing but bangers. If I recall one later I'll be back

 

[Representing_Tromba]

That's the first time I've heard the phrase "Biting her eyes shut." and that made me ROLF
Unfortunately I can't think of one from the top of my head, but while translating my story from my native language Google Translate often have a far off meaning which make me crack up. Waiting for more responses on this thread because the topic is gold

Tbh I can't remember. Sure I have some, but, far as I can tell right now I write nothing but bangers. If I recall one later I'll be back

Sounds good. If you happen to find any while writing or editing, feel free to put them here.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

"He was uncannily charismatic," I still think that sentence is fine. My brother, however, thinks it is the dumbest thing I've ever written.

The phrase seems to be an oxymoron. Uncanny has connotations of off-putting or uncomfortable, while charismatic has the opposite.

 

[FiendsForHire]

Sadly, any that were atrociously bad were immediately deleted from the annals of history with memory blocks put on my brain.

 

[lambenttyto]

"Biting her eyes shut."

I don't know, but this one actually make my chuckle, lol.

 

[InceTagn]

" It was an anty feeling, af if something creepy was crawling on her skin and digging ever slowly"

In the past it was one of the passage i was most proud of

 

[Gibbs505]

Can't think of any!
Blocked off I guess!

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Can't think of any!
Blocked off I guess!

Well, if you happen to think of any.

 

[BenJepheneT]

 

[gaylolis]

While George Carlin says, "You can prick your finger but don't finger your prick", hentai artists will prick their finger while fingering their prick.

I think I wrote too much nonsense accumulated, I couldn't even remember most.