Best limbs of a mortal

[RepresentingCaution]

Male genital, a.k.a. penis.

Nah, tentacle has better texture.

 

[BlackKnightX]

Nah, tentacle has better texture.

Damn. Tell me more about that, ma'am.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Nah, tentacle has better texture.

Mom stop! I don't want to hear about your exploits!

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Mom stop! I don't want to hear about your exploits!

Oi! Did you adopt another mother?

 

[Deleted member 148356]

Tails, not sure if its sensitive but ya can control it.
Even I can carry it on my shoulder?
Smack it on someone's crotch
Jump with it like that boin boin.
Or even suffocate someone!

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Oi! Did you adopt another mother?

Hahaha! I read the name wrong. Idk how I did that. Hey mom just making sure... You don't have any tentacle experience.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Hahaha! I read the name wrong. Idk how I did that. Hey mom just making sure... You don't have any tentacle experience.

Is this something you should ask your mother? Though, for the record I do not.

 

[MintiLime]

I’m surprised so few people said wings! Don’t y’all want to fly?

 

[J_Chemist]

I’m surprised so few people said wings! Don’t y’all want to fly?

I'm scared of heights.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I'm scared of heights.

You don't eat chicken wings? The best limb doesn't necessarily mean you want it to have it as an limb

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Damn. Tell me more about that, ma'am.

You can do your own research with a little help from eBay.

 

[BlackKnightX]

You can do your own research with a little help from eBay.

Any instructions from an experienced woman?

 

[Rhaps]

As someone in this business, arms and legs are always in high demand. So best start with them if you want to make quick profit.

If you are looking for something else, selling wings is good place to start with as you can get into contact with many artisans in designing clothes, or researchers. Depends on where you get your wings and the quality, you can get rich real quick with something like Griffin wings, since they make for the best cloaks, and are easy to use as replacements. But you shouldn't aim for anything higher than wyvern wings, anything higher than that would make you a target of people in high places.

 

[2wordsperminute]

If they fully work as replacements, legs would be good for many people. Someone could buy long legs to be taller or short legs to be shorter. Or if an actor took "break a leg" seriously (or anyone else for that matter), they can simply buy a replacement. Arms also have the benefit of being useful to someone who has broken them, but they lack the ability to add or subtract from height.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Any instructions from an experienced woman?

Coconut oil.* Add a little cinnamon essential oil to the coconut oil if you like a warming sensation.

*Do not use oil-based lubricants if your plans include condoms.