best bludgeon weapons

[melchi]

A large trout!

 

[Theirl]

Baton one of those.that can retract even if when u use them they bend... they still do what they are supposed to... that is dissuading violence,comitting violance and being portable

 

[Tsuru]

Depending on circumstances, bat or brick.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Depending on circumstances, bat or brick.

People need to stop using my family as weapons. ?

 

[ZukoMee]

A mace.

 

[GlassRose]

For pre-(widespread)firearm warfare? A warhammer, duh. Two-handed if you're wearing full plate, one-handed if not (in the other hand, use a shield). If you're not wearing armor, and for some reason are forbidden carrying a shield with your warhammer, just take the shield. Still can bludgeon, and defense is more important.

If you are the cavalry, then a flail. Still deadly, and you don't have to worry about the recoil, which would be a concern otherwise when you have the speed and mass of your horse backing up your swing.

If it were allowed, I'd say Bec de Corbin. Polearm, has a hammer, a stabby stabby blade, and a pick for concentrated force. Great anti-armor weapon.

For civilian usage? A cane. Don't have to deal with laws restricting weaponry, you can carry it anywhere, it can aid walking and hiking, and can be stylish if you use a discerning eye when picking one.

And for mammoth hunting? Fuck clubs, fuck bludgeoning, that won't do shit, spear/javelin all the way. We've been making spears for forever, we hunted mammoths with spears, don't even try to push that club bullshit, those lies. Spears, and traps. And the spears were generally thrown. Sometimes via an atlatl.

 

[CrimsonGenius]

A house

 

[GlassRose]

A house

More a financial weapon than a bludgeoning one.

 

[AYM]

You couldn't even see Mount Tai, yet you tried to grab it? Kowtow 600 times for your insolence.

Uuooohhhhhhhh this brat ????

 

[xuduxixi]

A pillow, but instead of cotton there are metals inside. It's a good weapon to catch your enemy off guard.

 

[GlassRose]

A pillow, but instead of cotton there are metals inside. It's a good weapon to catch your enemy off guard.

Dominates any pillow fight, nay, pillow war!

 

[LilRora]

There's a lot of good ones.

Overall I think a cane or a staff. Arguably not very powerful, but cool and versatile on top of being inconspicuous.

If we're talking something more dedicated for combat, then warhammers are great, though they can be a bit inconvenient.

 

[Tempokai]

Long, slender hammer (think of a normal nail hammering hammer but longer handle) is the best. At least the calradian man at arms says so when knocking out singlehandedly my knight army during the siege

 

[BearlyAlive]

Book.

Don't fight hard, fight smart. And books really smart when used to hit things (or people).

 

[2wordsperminute]

Rock. Preferably big.

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

These hands.

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[CrimsonGenius]

What about hard candy?

 

[owotrucked]

These hands.

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deals devastating emotional damage

 

[AYM]

These hands.

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A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Native American war clubs