ISEKAI
A large crowd of thugs surrounded Yuki and I while we were walking home. Well, they were not technically thugs. Officially, these were the heroes Expiation Man, Chastity Sister, and Rube Goldberg. They were all very powerful in their own right. Expiation Man had the power to forgive sins, Chastity Sister was a major nuisance to people's love life, and Rube Goldberg was an expert at designing those gadgets that automatically butter and toast bread (or elaborate traps). "Stop evildoer!" one of them said while we were just minding our business and talking about whether the IRS should in fact be abolished and replaced by a fair tax that only charges for sales, "Now you will answer for your crimes!" I shook my head, "Leave us alone! Or Yuki and I will stop you!" Yuki spoke up, "No I won't!" Oh right. Yuki's power was that she only aged on leap years, great for looking young and beautiful and staying school teacher for much longer than the normal working period, terrible for battling villains or thugs.
"Yeah?" one sneered, "You and what army."
"Heh," I said, smirking. I pressed my hand against the ground, and a portal to another world appeared. Out popped sentai fighters from several shows. "Spade Ace!" said one in red. "Diamond Jack!" said the one in blue. "Heart Queen!" said the pink one. "Clover King!" exclaimed the fourth in green. Another group appeared. "AkaRanger! AoRanger! KiRanger! MomoRanger! MidoRanger!" said the red, blue, yellow, peach, green (respectively) squad. A third team appeared, these ones had super suits with geometric shapes in the colors of red, blue, green, yellow, and pink. They didn't bother to announce who they were, until later when they declared they were OhRangers. Yet another group came, this one with ninja-themed powers, only to suddenly change into sentai suits, calling themselves the Ninja Rangers. The latter had a white ranger. There was a traffic safety sentai squad, but the less said about them, the better.
The three of them screamed as a large squad of suited soldiers pounded them to the dirt. "I guess, this army?" I said, laughing as the two of us walked home.
