AYM
Heavenly Tribulation (Tummy Ache) Survivor
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- Nov 2, 2023
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A pregnant man is about to give birth. Four events happen in quick succession:
1. Yoshikage Kira from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable appears in the hospital room. He activates his KILLER QUEEN to explode the pregnant man. Yoshikage Kira disappears.
2. Nijimura Okuyasu from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable quickly appears afterward. He activates his ZA HANDO to erase the space between him and the baby. The baby flies out of the explosion and lands safely in Nijimura Okuyasu's hands.
3. Higashikata Josuke from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable makes his appearance. He activates his CRAZY DIAMOND and punches the pregnant man who is currently exploding until the man stops exploding and recovers. CRAZY DIAMOND will continue to punch the man until he makes a full recovery.
3.5 There is a bonus event when CRAZY DIAMOND punches the baby to be extra safe.
As everybody can see, this is a very natural and intuitive process. We can admire the streamlined improvements to midwife science and childbirth policy.
Less than two decades ago, KILLER QUEEN used to detonate the entire hospital because others repeatedly interfered with the process. Repeatedly repairing 20-story buildings for each newborn was very taxing on CRAZY DIAMOND. In worst case scenarios, a military may attempt to interfere with the process further, firing an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched, three-stage, solid-propellant, silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile at the site of care. This greatly annoyed Nijimura Okuyasu, because it breaks his concentration and forces ZA HANDO to switch targets.
ZA HANDO used to also have a 20% chance of removing the target's right lung or half of the large intestine. However, after years of training and experience, Nijimura Okuyasu has decreased this chance to just below 4%.
Nijimura Okuyasu has also made breakthroughs in the medical field, becoming able to use ZA HANDO to remove severe cases of certain ligma strains in patients. Today, he is working with other experts in the medical industry to try to replicate this process without the use of ZA HANDO. Let us give a round of applause to Mr. Nijimura, who is unfortunately not with us today.
Thank you for listening to my AYM Talk. In the next episode, I start an 89-part series discussing why I deserve to become this dimension's emperor and my proposal for an imperial universal harem.
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Subliminal Messaging:
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Tea is good.
Drink more tea.
4. Higashikata Josuke and Nijimura Okuyasu leave the baby in the ex-pregnant, now un-pregnant, man's arms, and disappear.As everybody can see, this is a very natural and intuitive process. We can admire the streamlined improvements to midwife science and childbirth policy.
Less than two decades ago, KILLER QUEEN used to detonate the entire hospital because others repeatedly interfered with the process. Repeatedly repairing 20-story buildings for each newborn was very taxing on CRAZY DIAMOND. In worst case scenarios, a military may attempt to interfere with the process further, firing an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched, three-stage, solid-propellant, silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile at the site of care. This greatly annoyed Nijimura Okuyasu, because it breaks his concentration and forces ZA HANDO to switch targets.
ZA HANDO used to also have a 20% chance of removing the target's right lung or half of the large intestine. However, after years of training and experience, Nijimura Okuyasu has decreased this chance to just below 4%.
Nijimura Okuyasu has also made breakthroughs in the medical field, becoming able to use ZA HANDO to remove severe cases of certain ligma strains in patients. Today, he is working with other experts in the medical industry to try to replicate this process without the use of ZA HANDO. Let us give a round of applause to Mr. Nijimura, who is unfortunately not with us today.
Thank you for listening to my AYM Talk. In the next episode, I start an 89-part series discussing why I deserve to become this dimension's emperor and my proposal for an imperial universal harem.
Please rate the episode 5 stars
if you enjoyed or found this episode of AYM Talk educational. If you were disatisfied with this episode, please leave 1 star on K5Rakitan's novel.AYM Talk would like to thank its sponsors...
Subliminal Messaging:
Drink more tea. Tea is good. Tea opens the path. Tea opens the mind.
Tea is good.
Drink more tea.
