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[Worthy39]

Ask me any question, and I'll answer. Why? Simply because I'm bored. I solemnly swear to tell the truth at least once in this thread. But I make no promises about a second time.

 

[MC-Stories]

if you were isekai'd into my Beast Hero series, and choose any animal, which would you choose?

 

[Lmae]

What is your favorite music genre?
If the answer is Rock/Metal, did you get into it by watching AMVs?

 

[JordanIda]

Do you like chicken?

 

[Rezcore]

Will you give me $300 so I can buy a bunch of booze

 

[Exiled_From_Earth]

What's the meaning of life?

 

[LiteraryWho]

How is the sky blue?

 

[Worthy39]

if you were isekai'd into my Beast Hero series, and choose any animal, which would you choose?

Assuming I can pick any animal, I'm going with an octopus.

What is your favorite music genre?
If the answer is Rock/Metal, did you get into it by watching AMVs?

Chiptune.

Do you like chicken.

Yes.

Will you give me $300 so I can buy a bunch of booze

Sure, if you give me 500 dollars as a down payment.

What's the meaning of life?

Yours? Finding another habitable planet for you to live on. Mine? Money.

How is the sky blue?

The sky is blue because the planet's eyes are watering from all the cow farts.

 

[LiteraryWho]

What is the anti-derivative of the function f(x) = (2x^3+13x+11x^(-2π))/(6ix^(-iπ)+e^(ix^¡√(2x)))?

 

[NapLovingImmortal]

If 2+2 = 5, why is the moon not blue?

 

[JayMark]

Why do you hate cows?

 

[Wamba2K]

Why am I not writing right now?

 

[Worthy39]

What is the anti-derivative of the function f(x) = (2x^3+13x+11x^(-2π))/(6ix^(-iπ)+e^(ix^¡√(2x)))?

f'(x)=((6x^2+13-22πx^(-2π-1))*(6i x^(-iπ)+e^(i x^(√(2x))))-(2x^3+13x+11x^(-2π))*(6π x^(-iπ-1)+i e^(i x^(√(2x))) x^(√(2x))*((ln x)/(√(2x))+(√(2x))/x))))/(6i x^(-iπ)+e^(i x^(√(2x))))^2
Also, screw you for making me brain, I'm not even sure that's right. Nevermind, you said Anti-derivative, that's definitely wrong.

If 2+2 = 5, why is the moon not blue?

Because 2+2=

Why do you hate cows?

They should know their place, in my belly.

Why am I not writing right now?

Because deep down, you're not a writer. You're an actor.

 

[LiteraryWho]

f'(x)=((6x^2+13-22πx^(-2π-1))*(6i x^(-iπ)+e^(i x^(√(2x))))-(2x^3+13x+11x^(-2π))*(6π x^(-iπ-1)+i e^(i x^(√(2x))) x^(√(2x))*((ln x)/(√(2x))+(√(2x))/x))))/(6i x^(-iπ)+e^(i x^(√(2x))))^2
Also, screw you for making me brain, I'm not even sure that's right. Nevermind, you said Anti-derivative, that's definitely wrong.

Because 2+2=

They should know their place, in my belly.

Because deep down, you're not a writer. You're an actor.

lmfao, I'm so sorry! Even wolfram-alpha didn't want nothing to do with it.

 

[JayMark]

Will Captain Planet ever pay for this?

 

[Worthy39]

lmfao, I'm so sorry! Even wolfram-alpha didn't want nothing to do with it.

This is what I came up with, but I don't think it's right, I don't think that question even has an anti-derivative. And screw you again.
∫ (2x^3 + 13x + 11x^(-2π)) / (6i x^(-iπ) + e^(i x^(√(2x)))) dx

Will Captain Planet ever pay for this?

Pay for what? Your shoes? This thread? Be specific, man!

 

[Wamba2K]

f'(x)=((6x^2+13-22πx^(-2π-1))*(6i x^(-iπ)+e^(i x^(√(2x))))-(2x^3+13x+11x^(-2π))*(6π x^(-iπ-1)+i e^(i x^(√(2x))) x^(√(2x))*((ln x)/(√(2x))+(√(2x))/x))))/(6i x^(-iπ)+e^(i x^(√(2x))))^2
Also, screw you for making me brain, I'm not even sure that's right. Nevermind, you said Anti-derivative, that's definitely wrong.

Because 2+2=

They should know their place, in my belly.

Because deep down, you're not a writer. You're an actor.

If I'm an actor, should I quit my day job, sell everything I own, and move to Hollywood to be a star?

 

[Worthy39]

If I'm an actor, should I quit my day job, sell everything I own, and move to Hollywood to be a star?

Start with YouTube skits, see if you're any good.

 

[JayMark]

Start with YouTube skits, see if you're any good.

That's actually good advice.

 

[Our_Lady_in_Twilight]

My partner has already gone to bed. Should I steal his chocolate bar from the fridge?