TheMonotonePuppet
A Puppet Colored by Medication
- Joined
- Apr 24, 2023
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Rigorously made and "carefully" screened for bias, Puppet Inc. has a test for how old you are. Those who are 12 years old can be old fuddy-duddies, and those who are in the triple digits can be youthful. Which are you? From the words of the Monotone Puppet, "you better hope you don't rate high."
- Have you started more than three conversations in your life about how television is no longer good, because it's all 'insert reason' and agencies all 'do this'? Then I have some good news for you, *points finger so aggressively it nearly boops you on the nose* because you've just earned 3 ?
- Constantly tired? 4 ?
- Complaining about your joints once every one-two days? 4?. Though for those with preexisting conditions, that's a 0! *finger guns*
- Do you believe there was a Golden Era of Music, and that music is in its bygone age? Is this age of music all ruined? Is what kids these days enjoy trash, whether you are younger than them or not? Here! Catch! *lobs 4 ? at you*
- Have you started more than three conversations in your life about how video games are no longer good, because they're all 'insert reason' and agencies all 'do this'? Exact same question as the TV one, but with video games, and a 'yes' only gives you 2 ?.
- I wonder... 8 or more jobs in your roster? Bonsai! *falls onto you, sitting on a stack of 2 ?*
- Expect people to move out of your way while pushing an sparsely-filled grocery cart? Here, I have some wonderful stickers to you. Four, in fact. Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! You now have 4 ? crisply slapped to your forehead. Ignore the red mitten-imprints on your face please!
- For many of the times you go to get groceries, do you complain about inflation afterward? Well, while it is an oldie thing to do, inflation is happening, so here's 1 ? only
- Bemoaning the replacement of the great stories of your childhood, or the works before your childhood more than twice? Are all of the stories (insert one of these words: childish, cringe, crude, trashy, smutty, [redacted to avoid conservative vs liberal arguments], [redacted for the same reason], [redacted for the same reason]. Here are 4 ?.
- Do you truly think (rather than joking) that your country is on the way to ruin because 'insert reason(s)'? Depending on the country, you either get 5 ? or none for this.
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