Are SH users really maidenless?

[Ellieporter]

Puppets are hot. What can I say.

@TheMonotonePuppet

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Puppets are hot. What can I say.

There are always exceptions to every rule...

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

I've only ever loved milfs.

 

[AYM]

I am not maidenless. Many maidens love me. I am very handsome.
This daoist belongs to a prestigious family with many servants and maids. This young master is very handsome which is why I have more maids than an average prestigious young master.
This daoist is also a Core Disciple with personal sect maids. They are very attractive, but not as attractive as me.

In fact, this daoist is recently engaged to a heaven-defying jade-beauty. Apparently, she was a childhood friend/fiancée to a well-known prodigy who became a cripple 10 years ago under mysterious circumstances. After he failed to breakthrough even one level in Qi Condensation for 8 years, my fiancée's family had given up on the cripple and decided to break off the engagement.

Earlier today, I had a brief encounter with this cripple in a nearby town's shopping district. He seemed very angry and accused my family of coercing his childhood friend into engagement. I know for a fact that my family would never do this, but I still lost face because of this public incident. When I returned home, I decided I should still teach this junior a lesson. Surely if I send two 6th level Qi Condensation lackeys to harass him for two months, he will learn to respect his seniors.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

We will find out right now.

Uhhh... what?
I'm... married? I haz a confused.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

As the less sechiest person on Scribble Hub, I am as maidenless as they come.

 

[melchi]

Uhhh... what?
I'm... married? I haz a confused.

That's a good point.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

That's a good point.

I am uncertain about the lack of Maiden. What if I had been married so long that the maiden I married had made it to Crone rank?

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I am uncertain about the lack of Maiden. What if I had been married so long that the maiden I married had made it to Crone rank?

Surprisingly wholesome.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

I am not maidenless. Many maidens love me. I am very handsome.
This daoist belongs to a prestigious family with many servants and maids. This young master is very handsome which is why I have more maids than an average prestigious young master.
This daoist is also a Core Disciple with personal sect maids. They are very attractive, but not as attractive as me.

In fact, this daoist is recently engaged to a heaven-defying jade-beauty. Apparently, she was a childhood friend/fiancée to a well-known prodigy who became a cripple 10 years ago under mysterious circumstances. After he failed to breakthrough even one level in Qi Condensation for 8 years, my fiancée's family had given up on the cripple and decided to break off the engagement.

Earlier today, I had a brief encounter with this cripple in a nearby town's shopping district. He seemed very angry and accused my family of coercing his childhood friend into engagement. I know for a fact that my family would never do this, but I still lost face because of this public incident. When I returned home, I decided I should still teach this junior a lesson. Surely if I send two 6th level Qi Condensation lackeys to harass him for two months, he will learn to respect his seniors.

You need to kill that cripple.
Trust me.
If you don't, you'll have a bad future.
Make sure he is dead.
Don't leave it to until you're wed.
He has to be dead.
Find him and just cut off his head.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Surprisingly wholesome.

Yesterday was our anniversary.
25 years married. 32 years living together. We said the same thing we do every year.

We threw our pseudopods up in the air like we were on a Roller Coaster, shouted, "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Then, "One more time around the sun, my love?"

We both agreed.

 

[melchi]

This thread reminds me of a certain song.

 

[Deeprotsorcerer]

What, are you trying to put in an application?

 

[So_Indecisive]

Perhaps the correct phrase would be "do you perchance... Have no bitches".

And yes I do, she exists in the cover of my books, a sordid image that I can't get rid of

 

[HelloHound]

 

[AnonUnlimited]

I still resent this thread.

 

[Sylver]

That's a touchy subject for me haha but yes, certainly lacking in that area along with other parts. Still a work in progress, hope to change that someday.

 

[AstreiaNyx]

Are SH users predominantly male? ?

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Are SH users predominantly male? ?

SH users are predominantly Filipino.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Are SH users predominantly male? ?

No, they are lesbian.