Anon2023 case

[SRB]

Well, if he killed his clone, we just need to clone him again, what's the problem?

 

[ThrillingHuman]

I feel like I missed something. Who got killed by Anon?

kelly from south park

 

[Raymann]

Before we proceed, I would like to present the photograph of the site from which we(the Department of giggle police) found the initial evidence,(body of the said kelly....cantrips... Controps...whoever it was.)

As you can see the brave officer, who by the way is none other than me, went to the scene and gathered the skeletal remains. This act is itself worth a pay raise but I won't ask for it... Nope won't ask it... All was for the justice.
Thank you.

(sits down*)

 

[greyblob]

kelly from south park

kelly!??

 

[AnonUnlimited]

I served under the lead detective Anon for months with no pay. @Mellohwa and I uncovered that Anon had ties to a commissioner, for the full report you can look at the lore history. Anyway, based off the fact he doesn't pay me I say he is guilty.

You can’t even draw!

Anon has a motive to erase his rival question mark.

He beheaded him at the top of the Effeil Tower in a duel to death in Highlander style

Imma sue you for libel until you are penniless and can’t even live where you are now.

Thanks for correct...
Wait.
Go to your seat. This is district attorney bench.. ova there.?

I’ll sue you for misrepresentation of justice, libel, and lost wages.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

kelly!??

God damnit they killed Kenny! And they renamed him! *Gasp*

 

[Raymann]

Well, if he killed his clone, we just need to clone him again, what's the problem?

That would be case of Farticide Fratricide

 

[Deleted member 84247]

You can’t even draw!

This is slander against my great artistry. If my art was really so bad, then why did @greyblob use it for the eyes of his pfp?

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Before we proceed, I would like to present the photograph of the site from which we(the Department of giggle police) found the initial evidence,(body of the said kelly....cantrips... Controps...whoever it was.)

As you can see the brave officer, who by the way is none other than me, went to the scene and gathered the skeletal remains. This act is itself worth a pay raise but I won't ask for it... Nope won't ask it... All was for the justice.
Thank you.

(sits down*)

Good job brave officer

 

[Raymann]

Imma sue you for libel until you are penniless and can’t even live where you are now.

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I’ll sue you for misrepresentation of justice, libel, and lost wages

Objection, Your Honor!, The accused is attempting to intimidate the witness and the justice system.
Throw the hammer at him.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

@Anon2023
Adding assaulting a public official to the list of crimes.

Well, if he killed his clone, we just need to clone him again, what's the problem?

Because we can't handle another Anon...

 

[AnonUnlimited]

@Anon2023
Adding assaulting a public official to the list of crimes.

Because we can't handle another Anon...

I’m suing you for corruption.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

I’m suing you for corruption.

Good thing I'm the only judge around these parts An--Non--20--23
Also, I'm doubling that charge, now you need to pay for my mental health damages.

 

[greyblob]

This is slander against my great artistry. If my art was really so bad, then why did @greyblob use it for the eyes of his pfp?

i would not have used your image if you could not draw. i have standards. an0n is obviously just envious

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

I just got some new evidence.

Anon tried to hold hands before marriage.

i don't know how it connects to him and controp but yeah.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Good thing I'm the only judge around these parts An--Non--20--23
Also, I'm doubling that charge, now you need to pay for my mental health damages.

I won’t pay for anything.

i would not have used your image if you could not draw. i have standards. an0n is obviously just envious

it’s a circle. Who can’t draw a circle?
perhaps I can say @RepresentingEnvy can only draw simple shapes.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

I won’t pay for anything.

it’s a circle. Who can’t draw a circle?
perhaps I can say @RepresentingEnvy can only draw simple shapes.

Shapes are the foundation of art you simpleton. Harassing my mother... Man, your charges keep adding up.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Shapes are the foundation of art you simpleton. Harassing my mother... Man, your charges keep adding up.

Are you even qualified as a judge?

 

[Raymann]

I think case is clear as Sir greyblob.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

God damnit they killed Kenny! And they renamed him! *Gasp*

Yes. Anon put a hit on him and then eminem took it and killed him with that whachamacallit diss track. Gushot, was it?