All you can eat buffet or have all your organs harvested

[Ellieporter]

The buffet features a vast selection of exquisite, master crafted and delicious cuisine. You can eat there all day or just one plate but the portions are 5 pounds and you'll have to eat it all in one go, no leftovers, take outs, etc...

Or

You can have all of your organs harvested. Painless and easy. Don't worry as you'll still live as you get to choose:

Either through a mechanical apparatus or through cyber ware. Think of cyberpunk eras...

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Harvest my organs.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

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Organs.

 

[HelloHound]

take my guts out buddy

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Take my guts. Puppet modifications here I come!

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Spill my guts. I don't even believe in eating. I always forget to feed my blood donors.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Buffet

 

[Ellieporter]

Buffet

You're the first person to choose this...

 

[RepresentingWrath]

You're the first person to choose this...

It's because I'm not sure I understood everything. If I choose a buffet, do I simply need to eat 5 pounds of something? Like, I have to eat 5 pounds of pizza, or sushi, or apples, or anything else, and then I'm free to go?

 

[Ellieporter]

It's because I'm not sure I understood everything. If I choose a buffet, do I simply need to eat 5 pounds of something? Like, I have to eat 5 pounds of pizza, or sushi, or apples, or anything else, and then I'm free to go?

Yep, that is correct. There's no time limit too and after eating, you're free to go.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Yep, that is correct. There's no time limit too and after eating, you're free to go.

Do I have to pay?

 

[AnonUnlimited]

I’ve played enough of Cyberpunk 2077 to know where this is going…

 

[Ellieporter]

Do I have to pay?

No, its dine and dash.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

No, its dine and dash.

Fuck me, I'm in! Give me my 5 pounds of pizza! I will enjoy it for a few hours and then you will never hear of me again.

 

[AliceShiki]

5 pounds? *googles* So... 2.2kg, more or less?

That sounds like a lot, but if I can spend my whole day there, I can probably do it.

So yeah, food!

 

[georgelee5786]

Buffet. I'll just bulk

 

[Aaqil]

5 pounds? *googles* So... 2.2kg, more or less?

That sounds like a lot, but if I can spend my whole day there, I can probably do it.

So yeah, food!

Fuck me, I'm in! Give me my 5 pounds of pizza! I will enjoy it for a few hours and then you will never hear of me again.

Ellie, gimme the food,

 

[Lloyd]

Yeah I'll take the food so I can have a massive five pound shit which I'm gonna take a picture of and plaster all over the scribblehub forums.

 

[Sola-sama]

Buffet!

At least I can eat something.