Adventurer's Guild Adventurer's Guild - Tavern

[GM]

Hi! I just got here. Is there a demon monster thingy? Is it strong? Do you think it'd be fun to fight?

Hi Mirth! There's only been one sighting of it so far, so unfortunately we don't seem to know very much about it!

Do you happen to know where this gentleman lives?

What do you think I am, a stalker?! I think you will need to try your luck a different way!

 

[Ophious]

Do you happen to know where this gentleman lives?

Have you tried checking the Pub downtown? He seem like the type of man that'd visit it often for some cheap booze?

 

[XianPiete]

Robert looks around at everyone while holding a tankard of ale before clearing his throat, "Gentlemen, ladies... I have been sitting before you this entire evening." Robert takes a small drink from his ale before continuing, "The slimes I faced were not aggressive per se, but once my sword made contact with the first one the rest seemed to advance in defense of the nest. My man, Rolf, would not have perished had he not fallen into the slimes as I passed him. Rolf was a good man that will be hard to replace." Robert wipes at his eyes, "Alas, I fear that slimes are the least of our worries. It seems to me, that of greater concern is that hideous goblin."

 

[Llamadragon]

Robert looks around at everyone while holding a tankard of ale before clearing his throat, "Gentlemen, ladies... I have been sitting before you this entire evening." Robert takes a small drink from his ale before continuing, "The slimes I faced were not aggressive per se, but once my sword made contact with the first one the rest seemed to advance in defense of the nest. My man, Rolf, would not have perished had he not fallen into the slimes as I passed him. Rolf was a good man that will be hard to replace." Robert wipes at his eyes, "Alas, I fear that slimes are the least of our worries. It seems to me, that of greater concern is that hideous goblin."

Logar, who was about to offer his condolences, slightly narrowed his beady sparkling eyes in the mans mid-sentence. He made an expression that was probably... completely fucking unreadable for anyone who didn't study canine bodylanguage.
"Oh? I'm sure you're able to take on the goblin, sir.." he tried to remember who the fuck he was again... "... Ducksmouth? After all, your fame perseeds you. It is too bad that it escaped your righteous wrath this time, but surely a man of your standing and bravery would not give up until he cleared his name with his own two hands and the righteousness of God on your side."

 

[kilnareth]

Robert looks around at everyone while holding a tankard of ale before clearing his throat, "Gentlemen, ladies... I have been sitting before you this entire evening." Robert takes a small drink from his ale before continuing, "The slimes I faced were not aggressive per se, but once my sword made contact with the first one the rest seemed to advance in defense of the nest. My man, Rolf, would not have perished had he not fallen into the slimes as I passed him. Rolf was a good man that will be hard to replace." Robert wipes at his eyes, "Alas, I fear that slimes are the least of our worries. It seems to me, that of greater concern is that hideous goblin."

Hm... noted. Thanks for the info. I'll go look around the guild archives if there are any slime-related reports. Do you happen to remember the direction where you first encountered these slimes?

 

[XianPiete]

Robert looks lost in thought, "I believe we encountered the slimes near the slums, in the alley behind the Happy Harlot Brothel." Robert turned to Logan with a smile as his right eye twitched, "Good sir, even my mighty talent's weren't enough to tangle with this foul monster. I dare say it would need at minimum a level five adventurer!"

 

[kilnareth]

Robert looks lost in thought, "I believe we encountered the slimes near the slums, in the alley behind the Happy Harlot Brothel." Robert turned to Logan with a smile as his right eye twitched, "Good sir, even my mighty talent's weren't enough to tangle with this foul monster. I dare say it would need at minimum a level five adventurer!"

Happy Harlot Brothel... gotcha. Hey, if you want your equipment enchanted, you can come talk to me. I'm a bit of an enchanter myself.

 

[ohko]

Reception in all likelihood was a terrible idea for the meek Konaha.
Like most receptionists she stopped caring about the concerns of others and just does her job.

I'm curious why you wanted to become a receptionist, Konaha-san! Doesn't everyone who take that scary Office Work quest end up totally dead? You must be super strong!

Clothes and 'armor' for different occasions.

A-Armor....

Rumour had it that their hair flowed and floated like a liquid, making fascinating motion akin to water in the river.

I want to see! Can see I see?

Worn Out Dairy: The most precious item Solet had. Without any exception, Solet would always carry it with them.

*wonders what is written in it*

a six demon bag

What's in that?

books x 10

Oooh, what books?! Please tell! I like books!

Race: Extra Human

Extra... Extra... But doesn't making you more human technically make you less human? I'm so confused!

finds joy in reading a book

What book? What do you like to read?

There he vowed not the steal again and try the guild there to hopefully make enough money for a safe retirement.

That's so noble! I'm curious why you say that you have trouble making friends! If we became enemies, would that mean that you would get along better with me?

Hey, am I only one who finds it fun to creep on everyone's guild registration files? There's so many interesting people here!

 

[AliceShiki]

Hey, am I only one who finds it fun to creep on everyone's guild registration files? There's so many interesting people here!

I read them, but I think the goddess would not appreciate if I were to inquire people over their personal matters...

 

[ohko]

I read them, but I think the goddess would not appreciate if I were to inquire people over their personal matters...

Nene-san, you're so polite!

Surely there is no harm in asking... maybe?

Are people bothered by it when I poke them?

Or wait, do most people not realize that anyone can just... you know... waltz into the guild and pick up any file to read?

Is it supposed to be that way??? Is there any kind of security???

 

[AliceShiki]

Nene-san, you're so polite!

Surely there is no harm in asking... maybe?

Are people bothered by it when I poke them?

Or wait, do most people not realize that anyone can just... you know... waltz into the guild and pick up any file to read?

Is it supposed to be that way??? Is there any kind of security???

I believe no harm will come of asking, though you may appear as the kind of person some might not wish to get excessively close to, as you do not seem to give too much thought to your words before saying them.

As for being bothered... I believe there is a thin line to thread between curiosity and nosiness... I just don't know in which side of the line you're in.

And I also believe most people are aware of the fact some of their private information will become accessible once they join the guild, it is a conscious choice they made when they filled details about themselves in the registration form... Which is also why so many people put so little information on those.

It is just something they've learned to live with I suppose.

 

[ohko]

South.

Long time.

Water.

Much water.

Deep.

Unsure size.

Water.

Also trees.

Not many trees.

Trees had yellow.

Small trees.

Is... is that the ocean?

I believe no harm will come of asking, though you may appear as the kind of person some might not wish to get excessively close to, as you do not seem to give too much thought to your words before saying them.

Oh no! That's not good! So I should be more quiet then?? *ponders*

It is just something they've learned to live with I suppose.

You speak as if you have some kind of dark history! Are you... okay?

 

[AliceShiki]

Oh no! That's not good! So I should be more quiet then?? *ponders*

You should talk as much as you believe you should, the gods wish only the best for us, it is no good to stop being ourselves after all.

Just remember to pay attention to who you're talking with, and if it looks like they don't want to talk about something, do not try forcing them to.

You speak as if you have some kind of dark history! Are you... okay?

I've had my own circumstances, but I am fine now, things are much better these days than they were before I came to this world.

 

[gallantkun]

Extra... Extra... But doesn't making you more human technically make you less human? I'm so confused!

What book? What do you like to read?

Hey, am I only one who finds it fun to creep on everyone's guild registration files? There are so many interesting people here!

Ahahaha. I am a partially successful experiment and the Extra Human race just signified that I am still part of the human race but also a little different.

Whether I am can a true human or not is something I don't want to think about.

What book? What do you like to read?

About books, I prefer reading adventure stories like a hero saving the world from danger. That kind of story truly pump up your fighting spirit.

Hey, am I only one who finds it fun to creep on everyone's guild registration files? There are so many interesting people here!

You are not creepy but more like a curious bunch of slime.

And we already registered our information on the Guild. It is not like it is sensitive information or anything... right?

 

[Silver]

I'm curious why you wanted to become a receptionist, Konaha-san! Doesn't everyone who take that scary Office Work quest end up totally dead? You must be super strong!

A-Armor....

I want to see! Can see I see?

*wonders what is written in it*

What's in that?

Oooh, what books?! Please tell! I like books!

Extra... Extra... But doesn't making you more human technically make you less human? I'm so confused!

What book? What do you like to read?

That's so noble! I'm curious why you say that you have trouble making friends! If we became enemies, would that mean that you would get along better with me?

Hey, am I only one who finds it fun to creep on everyone's guild registration files? There's so many interesting people here!

Oh that part, yeah it’s just that a lot people in the slums of my world tend to die often. That and the fact beggars who try to be friends with someone higher ranked then them tend to end up hanging in the front gates in a couple weeks.

I mean you can try. Just remember everyone who tried before you didn’t get the best of fates. It’s 15 out 15 right now.

 

[kilnareth]

Haaaah! What the hell?!

Not only have I encountered three giant salamanders and a demon boar in one week, I managed to stumble upon the lair of some mutant slime under the city!

Am I some danger magnet now?!

 

[Yorth]

Haaaah! What the hell?!

Not only have I encountered three giant salamanders and a demon boar in one week, I managed to stumble upon the lair of some mutant slime under the city!

Am I some danger magnet now?!

Hmm, your ability might be useful in these times of great perils. I wish you luck adventurer! Your road seems filled with thorns.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

I have come to this tavern not for the purpose of slaying monsters, no.
I have come here to sell you my potions. Would you care to see my wares? I have all sorts of wonderful brews. Like this here potion of- Whoops, that's perfume, I mean this here potion of cloud giant strength!

 

[kilnareth]

Hmm, your ability might be useful in these times of great perils. I wish you luck adventurer! Your road seems filled with thorns.

Heh, if I knew better, then maybe the thing that the slime horde is searching must be me...

hehehe...

Bartender, where's my god damn drink?!

 

[ohko]

You should talk as much as you believe you should, the gods wish only the best for us, it is no good to stop being ourselves after all.

Just remember to pay attention to who you're talking with, and if it looks like they don't want to talk about something, do not try forcing them to.

I will try my best! Thank you for the advice, sensei!

I've had my own circumstances, but I am fine now, things are much better these days than they were before I came to this world.

I'm glad! If you ever want to talk, let me know!

About books, I prefer reading adventure stories like a hero saving the world from danger. That kind of story truly pump up your fighting spirit.

Ohhh~! That's exciting! What kind of hero do you like the best?

Type A heroes are nice, but my favorite are the kind who solve problems with unconventional means, like hugs!

Of course, I like muscleheads too. In fact, if I could roleplay, I feel like it would be super fun to play a musclehead! Like *bam* and poof everything is solved! It's so cool!!

You are not creepy but more like a curious bunch of slime.

I'm a perfectly normal person, thank you very much!

Oh that part, yeah it’s just that a lot people in the slums of my world tend to die often. That and the fact beggars who try to be friends with someone higher ranked then them tend to end up hanging in the front gates in a couple weeks.

That's... sad! Are you okay? Is it better now? I didn't see as many beggars here... although mostly I think I mostly only see weirdos... but hopefully they are nice weirdos!

I mean you can try. Just remember everyone who tried before you didn’t get the best of fates. It’s 15 out 15 right now.

Wait, are you saying I'm gonna die!

Am I some danger magnet now?!

Clearly it's your luck stat

Whoops, that's perfume,

Ohhh, what kind of perfume? I'm interested in your weird stuff too!

Though I don't got money!

Are you giving anything away for free??