A ROB Gave You Three Wishes, What Would It Be?

[ShadowKatake]

A ROB (Random Omnipotent Being) has accidentally killed you by mis-throwing a meteor at your location. To make up for his mistakes, he granted you three wishes just to prevent you from giving him a one-star review. But of course, you aren't allowed to wish for very powerful skills or objects, such as omnipotence, omniscience, or omnipresence. What would it be?

Well, if you are going to ask me, mine would be:

1. A race that contained all the powerful bloodlines known to exist and be the primordial of that race.
2. Meta-luck
3. My waifu, Hatsune Miku, reciprocates the same amount of love I have for her (and since I love her too much, then it would be impossible for her to ntr me lolz).

 

[Irl_Rat]

1. An unlimited supply of every type of cheese
2. Someone that loves me unconditionally
3. That kid that bullied me when I was 7 gets reincarnated into berserk as a woman

 

[Amok]

1. horse dick
2. kardashian ass
3. fat stacks of cash

 

[atgongumerki]

v1)
1) I will take their job, bet I would be better at whatever it is, given that they got me killed
2) all the abilities and knowledge I need for their job
3) as punishment I want them to live as a mortal for 500 years ... each time they die they are being reborn without the ability to use any of their abilities, only their sense of self and the knowledge about their mortal lives is retained until their punishment is over

v2)
1) access to all entertainment media from every world/realm/dimension in existence
2) nigh-infinite amount of money
3) nigh-infinite lifespan

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

A ROB (Random Omnipotent Being) has accidentally killed you by mis-throwing a meteor at your location. To make up for his mistakes, he granted you three wishes just to prevent you from giving him a one-star review. But of course, you aren't allowed to wish for very powerful skills or objects, such as omnipotence, omniscience, or omnipresence. What would it be?

Well, if you are going to ask me, mine would be:

1. A race that contained all the powerful bloodlines known to exist and be the primordial of that race.
2. Meta-luck
3. My waifu, Hatsune Miku, reciprocates the same amount of love I have for her (and since I love her too much, then it would be impossible for her to ntr me lolz).

1. Instant action, this literally potentializes EVERYTHING as a certainty
2. Regression
3. Cheat system

 

[ChocolateLover030]

1. A big titty chocolate maid waifu with fighting capabilities.
2. A cancer ray gun to give anyone I hate cancer.
3. The ability to spawn high quality chocolate bars whenever I want.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

1. Super Healing abilities
2. Agelessness
3. The ability to post on these forums while in that other world and make fun of you guys for not being like me :D

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

1.) Has Access to a library containing all the information, knowledge and data to the entire existence.

2.) Has Max Luck

3.) Reincarnates as a Slime

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[Jemini]

1. Retain memories upon reincarnation for all time. (Can't believe nobody has said this one yet.)
2. Set to always reincarnate into magic-capable worlds. (thus allowing me to carry over my magical knowledge from one life to the next.)
3. Always reincarnate as a sentient race into families in the top 10% economically in any given world.

 

[ShadowKatake]

1. Retain memories upon reincarnation for all time. (Can't believe nobody has said this one yet.)
2. Set to always reincarnate into magic-capable worlds. (thus allowing me to carry over my magical knowledge from one life to the next.)
3. Always reincarnate as a sentient race into families in the top 10% economically in any given world.

So you will walk the path of a reincarnator then? That would be too much work and would only let you become the strongest person in the multiverse after thousands of reincarnations.

1.) Has Access to a library containing all the information, knowledge and data to the entire existence.

2.) Has Max Luck

3.) Reincarnates as a Slime

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So basically:
1. Akashic Records
2. Meta Luck
3. Rimuru Tempest

 

[Jemini]

So you will walk the path of a reincarnator then? That would be too much work and would only let you become the strongest person in the multiverse after thousands of reincarnations.

Well, literally every other wish list here has a critical flaw to it, and this flaw can be easily interpreted in one of 2 ways.
1. They never wished to be alive again. So, they remain dead and thus never really have a way to make use of their wish.
2. If they ARE going to be reincarnated, they never wished to retain their memories. So, they are going to be immediately mind-wiped as soon as they are reincarnated.

Hmm... Actually, this kind of seems like the start of a good reincarnator story. This ROB kills a large group of people, and they each make their wishes. All of them reincarnate, but only one of them actually remembered to wish to retain their past life memories. So, now all these people are being born with OP gifts, but they are normal babies in this world with only one of them remembering what really happened.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Money.

 

[BenJepheneT]

1. The ROB to take form of the girl in my dreams.
2. For the ROB to be my loving wife that will make me the happiest man on the planet.
3. A glass of strawberry milkshake.