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[Agentt]

So......
I spent two days writing this essay....and I noticed just now that I had misread the prompt....

I thought the prompt was about being leader of a country and giving a speech at an international meeting.

But..,i hadn't read the topic completely...

The real prompt was, being leader of a country and giving a speech at an international meeting about how dope Queen Elizabeth II is and why I have sworn an undying loyalty to her; explaining why other countries should follow the suit.

So....my assessment of Canada's current affairs kinda went to ruin...
And yes, the competition is held by the commonwealth, whose head is our e-girl Elizabeth.

 

[Viator]

So the contest is a royal fluff piece? The queen's mere image garners respect in various corners of the world. Something like this sounds like mere bootlicking. A disappointing topic. I liked your misinterpretation better.

 

[atgongumerki]

as the de facto "owner" of Canada all these gandiose things I just stated are all due to queen Lizzy.
THE END

 

[Lloyd]

as the de facto "owner" of Canada all these gandiose things I just stated are all due to queen Lizzy.
THE END

You may be the de facto owner, however I am the de jure owner of Canada and I'm coming for my leaves.

 

[gaylolis]

write about your obsession on getting her a retrofit

 

[aimless]

So......
I spent two days writing this essay....and I noticed just now that I had misread the prompt....

I thought the prompt was about being leader of a country and giving a speech at an international meeting.

But..,i hadn't read the topic completely...

The real prompt was, being leader of a country and giving a speech at an international meeting about how dope Queen Elizabeth II is and why I have sworn an undying loyalty to her; explaining why other countries should follow the suit.

So....my assessment of Canada's current affairs kinda went to ruin...
And yes, the competition is held by the commonwealth, whose head is our e-girl Elizabeth.

Write about the babies she sacrifices for immortality, im sure you’ll have the best score with that!

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

So......
I spent two days writing this essay....and I noticed just now that I had misread the prompt....

I thought the prompt was about being leader of a country and giving a speech at an international meeting.

But..,i hadn't read the topic completely...

The real prompt was, being leader of a country and giving a speech at an international meeting about how dope Queen Elizabeth II is and why I have sworn an undying loyalty to her; explaining why other countries should follow the suit.

So....my assessment of Canada's current affairs kinda went to ruin...
And yes, the competition is held by the commonwealth, whose head is our e-girl Elizabeth.

Write about the time where she fought against the Reich by slapping the big cock machine and blew it on the krauts and drowned them

 

[RavenRunes]

Write about how she's descended from some Hanoverian imposter, and everyone knows the real Kings of England are Cymric!

 

[Wysillesthal]

Tell the beginning of time and how she went back to the past and removed the concept of death from herself, but makes sure you prepare a bunker where even an eternal existence can't breach it for the next generations to come. This will cost you greatly..