(1)Top 5 members of SHF who should....

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  • Envy :- the blood farm seems shady....

  • Good Person :- attempted to murder duckie

  • Prince Azmyrian Myrian :- tax evasion, kidnapping, arson and etc

  • Hello Hound :- Violent tendencies involving biting and beating people with a stick, child neglect

  • Anon2024 :- that face (-_-) is sus

  • The Monotone Puppet :- She always strung out as someone shady to me

  • Corty :- Theft, trespassing, illegal arms possession despite young age and the list goes on

  • Iamnotabot :- Impersonating as a human (she is a bot)

  • Blitz :- hate crimes against the duck

  • AYM :- Stalking and harassing jade beauties

  • Paul Tromba :- it shouldn't be illegal to have a beard like that

  • Sola Sama :- African warlord

  • Totally human :- child eater and harrasses the kitties

  • Aaqil :- monopolies the cookie industry

  • Stealthy Enigma :- always an enigma

  • Danny The Daikon :- spreads misinformation that she is the most delicious

  • Quack :- wait why me!!!

  • SsemouyOnan:- hasn't payed me in bread yet and has committed acts of plunder and privacy

  • Woolen bat monkey:- war crimes in sock wars

  • Neva Frost :- Attempted cannibalism on good person.

  • Seaspector :- crimes against humanity, tried to torture aaqil

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SRB

SRB

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Question: Have I committed any crimes?
 
SsemouyOnan

SsemouyOnan

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Hmph, you give your crewmate a pile of bread and they have the audacity to ask for double... a fish gives him one and he gives her a full pardon. Where is the justice in this world?


Simple_Russian_Boi said:
Question: Have I committed any crimes?
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You do, being too cute. Get in the pawlice car.
 
Conqueror_Quack

Conqueror_Quack

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SsemouyOnan said:
Hmph, you give your crewmate a pile of bread and they have the audacity to ask for double... a fish gives him one and he gives her a full pardon. Where is the justice in this world?
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Fishy's crimes were smaller than yours.
 
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SsemouyOnan said:
Hmph, you give your crewmate a pile of bread and they have the audacity to ask for double... a fish gives him one and he gives her a full pardon. Where is the justice in this world?
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Hive him daikon bread instead :blob_hide:
 
BearlyAlive

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Or just feed him fried duck labeled as fried bread. Seems like he wouldn't give a quack as long as he gets free food :devilish:
 
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  • Seaspector :- crimes against humanity, tried to torture aaqil ...
The hell happens in that fic?
 
BearlyAlive

BearlyAlive

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Detective_Quack said:
I want bread not food.
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Are you cultivating the Dao of Bread or for what else would you need bread if not as food? Unless you're secretly German and need some high-quality bread to crush bulletproof glass or destroy some 90s mobile phone with incriminating data on it.
 
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