1 Elf Girlfriend who really loves you or 1 Million Dollars

[dummycake]

"I KNOW OF SOME REALLY GOOD TOOTHPASTE BRAND! MAYBE SOME NYLON WIRE FOR FLOSSING?!?!"
"Ziiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrr-COUGH-pew-woulgh-"*Oily fiery crackling noises*

uncle dave, don't listen to them....

 

[TheEldritchGod]

You aren't supposed to eat half of one popsicle, and stick the other half inside of your SO's mouth?

Well... one could do that if they have a SO and do not live with decades of pent up rage that drives everyone away so they are forever alone.

 

[Cipiteca396]

Since nobody asked this before: The elf girlfriend really exists and I mean not only inside our head but for real?

I didn't want to say anything.
Along with the possibility of yandere, or her realizing that she made a mistake, or politics, or it being the same girl for everyone who says yes, and now we're all part of her harem-

Does it have to be a GIRLfriend? Can I change the gender?

I was a little surprised nobody asked this earlier.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I didn't want to say anything.

Bro don't make me think of those white walls and grippy socks.

 

[dummycake]

I was a little surprised nobody asked this earlier.

It's a woman's world

 

[LunaSoltaer]

It's a woman's world

Specifically, my world XP

I jest. but itd be hot to have a world all to myself ^_^

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Specifically, my world XP

I jest. but itd be hot to have a world all to myself ^_^

Having a whole world to yourself is alright, but if it orbits a sun I don't want it.

 

[dummycake]

Specifically, my world XP

I jest. but itd be hot to have a world all to myself ^_^

It's too hard to have a house for yourself imagine managing a world

 

[ACertainPassingUser]

damn she's in for a disappointment if she hypothetically landed in SH member's arms

Don't worry, anytime someone get transported into another world as MC, they experience "Isekai-Magic" which include :

#1) instant personality swap from "Average person" to "Most potentially Likeable Person In The World". They're no longer average 30yo Ossan uncles, They're now 30yo average top 1000 ranked most handsome dude with near-perfect personality

#2) The moment they reach the Otherworld, All personalities removed and fixed immediately, including life-long depression and mental illness. They're becoming a Brand-new MC with personal qualities above most prince, saint and priest in the other world.

#3) They even have morality and personality inhibitor that prevent them from becoming evil or useless lazy person as long they stay in otherworld. No matter what problem befell them, they won't cry and wallow in despair Because the reader don't like it if they're retaining their past-world persona.

#4) It's been that way since the Jobless Reincarnation, a Otaku trash get sent into another world and experience total personality change + moral inhibitor. Doesn't matter if the past selves we're shitty or literal human garbage, sending them to isekai will turn them into Gary Sue instantly.

 

[owotrucked]

Don't worry, anytime someone get transported into another world as MC, they experience "Isekai-Magic" which include :

#1) instant personality swap from "Average person" to "Most potentially Likeable Person In The World". They're no longer average 30yo Ossan uncles, They're now 30yo average top 1000 ranked most handsome dude with near-perfect personality

#2) The moment they reach the Otherworld, All personalities removed and fixed immediately, including life-long depression and mental illness. They're becoming a Brand-new MC with personal qualities above most prince, saint and priest in the other world.

#3) They even have morality and personality inhibitor that prevent them from becoming evil or useless lazy person as long they stay in otherworld. No matter what problem befell them, they won't cry and wallow in despair Because the reader don't like it if they're retaining their past-world persona.

#4) It's been that way since the Jobless Reincarnation, a Otaku trash get sent into another world and experience total personality change + moral inhibitor. Doesn't matter if the past selves we're shitty or literal human garbage, sending them to isekai will turn them into Gary Sue instantly.

But OP never mentioned anything about us being isekaied. I thought the elf was the transported visitor

 

[Ellieporter]

But OP never mentioned anything about us being isekaied. I thought the elf was the transported visitor

They're from another country.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

They're from another country.

I'm all about keeping it in the bloodline for vampy purity.

 

[Succubiome]

I'm all about keeping it in the bloodline for vampy purity.

1. This obsession with blood purity is why we end up with eccentric vampires, y'know? Purple skin and an obsession with counting doesn't happen because of vampirism itself.
2. "Vampurity" was right there.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

1. This obsession with blood purity is why we end up with eccentric vampires, y'know? Purple skin and an obsession with counting doesn't happen because of vampirism itself.
2. "Vampurity" was right there.

That must be why I'm mentally challenged.

 

[dummycake]

1$ Elf Girlfriend vs 100000$ Elf Girlfriend

 

[Rhaps]

You need severe correction ? ???

Sorry for the delay but I found this

 

[CarburetorThompson]

Take the elf Girl and use her to make 1mil+ in a PT Barnum style side show attraction

 

[Ellieporter]

Take the elf Girl and use her to make 1mil+ in a PT Barnum style side show attraction

Sure but i hope your ready to be shot lol.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Sorry for the delay but I found this
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I don't get this meme at all. The course of people needs correction.

 

[Ellieporter]

I don't get this meme at all. The course of people needs correction.

Didnt you look it up tho?