1 Elf Girlfriend who really loves you or 1 Million Dollars

ACertainPassingUser

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owotrucked said:
What kind of elf would be interested in smut writers tho
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The bookworm type or the literature fetishist type, maybe.

Besides, if the smut writer is a OP Gary Sue [MC] [Son of Heaven] [The Chosen one] [Summoned] with slick hairstyle, handsome sharp features, natural six pack, deep voice, and broad shoulders + 185cm~ height and hidden identity as bigshot dark crimelord spy warrior soldier back in earth,

Maybe that would be enough to make the Super Elf romantically interested.

Just get some friendly author to send you to otherworld as main character with young master previleges that were close to the elf, a.k.a bodysnatch a person who's the elf interested with and replace them.
 
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me: choosing love over money to be wholesome

also me: You can't buy an elf gf with 1 million, but you probably can buy 1 million and more with 1 elf gf, so I don't even understand how people can have such warped sense of values

ACertainPassingUser said:
The bookworm type or the literature fetishist type, maybe.

Besides, if the smut writer is a OP Gary Sue [MC] [Son of Heaven] [The Chosen one] [Summoned] with slick hairstyle, handsome sharp features, natural six pack, deep voice, and broad shoulders + 185cm~ height and hidden identity as bigshot dark crimelord spy warrior soldier back in earth,

Maybe that would be enough to make the Super Elf romantically interested.
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damn she's in for a disappointment if she hypothetically landed in SH member's arms
 
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This puppet of the Stars is not interested in romance right now. No sense in tormenting the poor elf girl, or any other unfortunate soul who wishes to be in an relationship with a maniac. I'll take the million dollars.

More importantly, I have always wondered where the SH dragon's hoard is, and now there is a paper trail that'll lead me to it!
Gimme me that sweet, sweet hoard! This dragon has friends, family, money, toys, books... it's all this puppet could ask for!
I'll just elope with @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian 's hoard.
And if I need to hide, that million dollars will be perfect.:blob_wink:
 
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TheMonotonePuppet said:
This puppet of the Stars is not interested in romance right now. No sense in tormenting the poor elf girl, or any other unfortunate soul who wishes to be in an relationship with a maniac. I'll take the million dollars.

More importantly, I have always wondered where the SH dragon's hoard is, and now there is a paper trail that'll lead me to it!
Gimme me that sweet, sweet hoard! This dragon has friends, family, money, toys, books... it's all this puppet could ask for!
I'll just elope with @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian 's hoard.
And if I need to hide, that million dollars will be perfect.:blob_wink:
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hide from what...
 
Ai-chan

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As a former sex slave elf, Ai-chan can say that elves are overrated. Sure elves are beautiful, but so do a quarter million other elves, including traps. Ai-chan would take the 1 million any day.

 
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