1 Elf Girlfriend who really loves you or 1 Million Dollars

[dummycake]

Sure, you can.

Ok.
Can I get half of each?

 

[Ellieporter]

Ok.
Can I get half of each?

What do you mean

 

[LunaSoltaer]

one does not simply take half an elf girlfriend

 

[AnonUnlimited]

How small are the small breasts? Cause what I call small is considered big by most people.

 

[Ellieporter]

one does not simply take half an elf girlfriend

That would be gruesome.

How small are the small breasts? Cause what I call small is considered big by most people.

Like 32 B in cup size.

 

[dummycake]

What do you mean

Head to crotch and 500k dollars

 

[AnonUnlimited]

That would be gruesome.

Like 32 B in cup size.

The elf is mine.

 

[Ellieporter]

Head to crotch and 500k dollars

Omg, that's terrible you kno. You might as well buy a blow up doll ?

 

[dummycake]

Omg, that's terrible you kno. You might as well buy a blow up doll ?

you said he really loves me. he wouldn't mind having no legs if I'm in his life and have 500k dollars

 

[RepresentingWrath]

1 elf girlfriend

 

[Lloyd]

Question, is the Elf Catholic?

 

[owotrucked]

The Elf is a very beautiful woman with long flowing silver hair, porcelain white skin, blue eyes. She also has a very athletic physique and somewhat firm behind but has small breasts. She belongs to a noble family that has the rank equivalent of an Archduke. Proficient in archery and a master of all melee weaponry, can cook, can speak 6 languages, knows 50 martial art techniques, has super hearing and doesn't miss a shot.

What kind of elf would be interested in smut writers tho

 

[Ellieporter]

Question, is the Elf Catholic?

Huh? No, ofc. They have their own pantheon of deities.

 

[RepresentingPride]

I take the elf GF since she a noble equivalent to archduke, she be my sugar mommy

 

[Ellieporter]

What kind of elf would be interested in smut writers tho

The loving kind.

 

[Lloyd]

Huh? No, ofc. They have their own pantheon of deities.

Elves are traditionally Catholic though.

 

[owotrucked]

The loving kind.

I'll take the elf gf, there's never enough money anyway

 

[Deleted member 84247]

You spelled Dragoness wrong.

more gold for my hoard.

Dragoness is even preferable to an elf.

 

[Lloyd]

Dragoness is even preferable to an elf.

Scales are gross

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Scales are gross

Shut up salt bucket