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Did I accidentally rip off your thread?

Ask me any question, and I'll answer. Why? Simply because I'm bored. I solemnly swear to tell the truth at least once in this thread. But I make no promises about a second time.

Mehmehmehmeh.

*Non-goat noise*

Mondays...

Hm...

My dude is definitely unhinged. His first thought when he saw some eldritch horror entity was: "Yeah, I can beat that." Spoiler alert, he did not beat that.

Fascinating... I need to conduct more research.

I see...

Hm... fascinating.

Why was your first thought to milk a human being...? And I don't think the black substances are terrible ideas, but I also feel like it's a bit on the nose. Really, only you know this character, so maybe something unique to her, rather than something generic like goth product? Unless you didn't...

Hm... curiouser and curiouser.

It would appear I'm winning... but I need to gather additional data before coming to that conclusion.

Pspspspspsps.

Ah, yes. The team-up nobody was waiting for, but nobody will complain about.

Are you supposed to be a vampire cow now?

Me too.