You call him a monster, but a sugar sandwich is pretty normal, all things considered.
FEAST YOUR EYES ON MY ULTRA MEGA:
C A L C I U M S A N D W I C H :
1. Get two slices of bread.
2. Cut off the crust of the bread.
3. Get two or more dairy products. IE; Milk, Cheese, Yogurt, Butter.
4. Put...