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*Opens the door and shits pants aggressively*

I find the adjective: "Cheeky Dick-Waffle" absolutely hilarious. :blob_nom:

I ain't anyone to judge, I'll just need your credit card details, your full address, and your alarm code. :blobtaco:

Damn you... I shouldn't have laughed so hard... :blob_catflip:

Plot twist, it is the humanoid horse from Mushoku Tensei.

I am setting up a Wife Emporium. I sell wives of all kinds! :blob_popcorn:

Oh! Do they have a drink to catch up with each other? :blob_melt:

Nah fam, they are pretty good. I wish I had a quick wit like you, but unfortunately, I can't even make jokes in my first language... :blob_teary: A wife? I mean, I'm not gonna say no, but I shouldn't say yes so... :blob_hmm_two:

My future wife apparently...

Interesting! Guess I now know what I am going to do with my future children as a bonding activity. :blob_cookie:

Could it be his wife's. :blob_hmm:

Working in an office must be interesting in the UK... :blob_hmm_two: "See you on Monday, Jen!" Says Jim as he casually walks to the window and then jumps from the ninth floor. :blobtaco:

And so does the government yet people use it. :blob_hmm_two: For legal purposes, I must say that I do have oregano. *wink wink*

Oh yeah! It is of the most illegal kind! (Definitely not a bag of oregano!) :blob_nom:

You don't have doors over there? How silly. :blob_melt:

I don't have one... Yet. Does a pot of pot work for ya? I have several.

Not really, but I do like money.:blob_popcorn:

Me, most definitely... :blob_catflip:

https://www.scribblehub.com/series/334532/echoes-of-fire-and-shadows/ Mine is not dark fantasy per se, but I'm trying to build up the tragedy in the background. :blobtaco:

So if enemies are getting stronger, you can have MC firearms be enchanted to keep up with the enemies. :blob_hmm_two: Always try to find a happy medium. :blobtaco: