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My personal favourite, "Your dad sells Avon.' Northern English insults are my forte seeing as I'm Northern English myself. Calling someone a "fucking melt" or a "fucking weapon" are standard insults here along with slagging off a persons family members in a creative way. If all else fails and...

Physically I think I haven't changed much, well I'd like to think I haven't considering I'm now closer to 40 than 30. I'd probably be wound up by the 2013 me for being unambitious and the 2013 me would call the now me a lazy fat cow. ? We'd be very critical of each other that's for sure.

Gwardians.

Veiled Chameleons. I love them with their kinda grumpy faces and little mitteny hands. ?

I usually write with something going on in the background. I dunno maybe I have the telly on or some music, sometimes my fiancé is playing video games or whatever. My entire life is a Weapon of Mass Distraction so I just get on with it. ?

Kathy Burke and Mick Gordon. Kathy for the laughs and Mick for the banging tunes.

I wrote today and published a chapter each for both my stories. They're not too long and probably don't make much sense but I did it. Great considering I've been struggling recently.

My answer would be, "how long's a piece of string?" I write like a mad woman, basically if I feel the need to write then I'll do it then straight up publish it before the desire fucks off and I'm sat telling myself I should do some writing. It takes me forever to edit and the same applies but to...

I mainly write sci-fi/fantasy because it just comes easy to me. I do chuck in a bit of romance because why not? If I can make my stuff funny, wholesome, a bit weird/creepy and have a bit of lovey-dovey stuff in there then I've not completely bollocksed it all up. XD

My uterus. I don't really want it anyway.

Oldham, UK. The spiritual home of binge drinking and origin of the chippy. Seriously, we have a plaque.

This thread has literally unlocked some memories in my old arse brain. ? Hopefully I've unlocked some memories for everyone too. ?

Ecco the Dolphin. First game I ever rage quit when I was about 5. ?

Childfree women and Northern English characters. Mainly because we don't get about much. ?

I like to think my style of writing has a weird whimsy to it. But really I probably write like I've just eaten the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. I'm very much a spur of the moment, unpredictable writer I guess. Like I have to write when I have the need to and I need to get it all down then...

I found a random aquilegia (aka Columbine) plant in my garden today, don't know where it came from and it looks nothing like the other two I have which I bought. I dug it up and stuck it in a nice pot. I'm taking it as a win because they're one of my favourite plants. ?

I've been playing Control recently. I highly recommend it. ?

All the time. I was originally writing my stories as screenplays but I had no patience for that. Novels and stories are easier to develop in to screenplays I find personally. I was writing them from a pretty egotistical/selfish stand point though as I wrote them with myself as one of the...

I've only sort of scribbled it down for reference for my sci-fi novel, not written it in yet but a while back I had an absolutely God-awful nightmare. Took me months to tell my fiancé about it because it really freaked me out and upset me. It was that bad I figured it would be a shame not to use...